Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: The Jules Verne's Boat attraction, yearly considered to be the best interactive attraction at Disneyland
Jules Verne's Boat
October 12, 1972
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Jules Verne's Boat was originally stocked with Jules Verne's wacky possessions, but lawyers made her replace them with nothing so nobody would try to eat it and get all huffy.
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to wait until they're asleep after trying to find this attraction.
- Expectant fathers should ride immediately after eating.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from goth clothing, '80s haircuts, projectile-vomiting propensity, or hair, blood, romantic, or clothing issues, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
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