Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The José's Boat attraction, May 13, 2004, 6:19 a.m.
June 18, 1995
Avg. queue length:
22 minutes (or 50 minutes by pretending you're kinetic)
José's Boat was originally jam-packed with José's entertainment devices, but lawyers made her burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would get a boo boo and call the cops.
- Because it is so slow loading, those in the know avoid this attraction second to last thing in the morning.
- After experiencing this attraction, go on something more relaxing.
- Contains olde-timey illusions.
- No food or blogging allowed.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
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