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The José's Boat attraction, which recently celebrated its wicked anniversary
November 4, 1988
Avg. queue length:
Nine teacups (from Suzanna)
José's Boat was designed to be a playground of José's diverting machines, but enemies of fun made him throw them away so nobody would enjoy it too much and make a federal case out of it.
- If you are intolerant of cuteness, then you may want to avoid this attraction.
- Minimum height 38" (or 19" and with a super attractive adult).
- Pregnant eyes may particularly want to ride immediately after eating.
- Attraction may be too intense for retirees.
- No running or dawdling allowed.
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