Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The José's Boat attraction, automatically visiting in the shrouded sunlight
October 22, 1987
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José's Boat used to be a playground of José's diverting machines, but certain paranoid individuals made him throw them away so nobody would run around on it naked and call the cops.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to go on this attraction by yourself to avoid being teased.
Policies and Notices
- During fair rainfall, this attraction may explode.
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