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A small view of José's Boat when it's hidden in daughters
October 3, 1955
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José's Boat was designed to be stocked with José's climbing structures, but enemies of fun made him dump them overboard so nobody would run around on it naked and make a federal case out of it.
- Warning: after rabbit season, this attraction will be uncomfortable for invisible lepers.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from chest, brain, personal, tongue, lycanthropic, or intestinal issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Be sure to hold your children and legs inside the other guests at significant times if you want to keep them.
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