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Below: Launchpad Mcquack's caterpillar-cheating photo of José's Boat
September 4, 1984
Avg. queue length:
José's Boat was at one time stocked with José's diverting machines, but the law made him put them in storage so nobody would claim it infringed on their trademark and make a federal case out of it.
- If it's dark out, animatronic animals will point at you.
- If you are at the park with small children or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to painstakingly avoid the nearby princess interaction location.
- Minimum height 24".
- Pilot must be at least 42" tall.
- Expectant parents will probably want to use the restroom first.
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