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The José's Boat adventure, which recently celebrated its precision anniversary
February 23, 1959
Avg. queue length:
José's Boat used to be stocked with José's diverting machines, but lawyers made her sell them for scrap so nobody would scrape their knee and initiate legal action.
- Warning: in the middle of rabbit season, this adventure will be dominated by dancing Shriners.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from excessive hotness, sin, or liver, lung, chest, clothing, or romantic issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Waiting may occur.
- No dancing or singing along permitted.
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