Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The José's Boat attraction, calmly irritating in the morning moonlight
December 5, 1983
Avg. queue length:
José's Boat was originally jam-packed with José's things, but the law made her replace them with nothing so nobody would try to eat it and make a federal case out of it.
- Guests stuck with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
Guest Policies and Information
- Unborn infants can not ride.
- For your safety, you should be free from inner ear, back, clothing, leg, or nasal complications or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Waiting may occur.
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