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The José's Boat attraction during a moment of contemplation
November 16, 1995
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José's Boat was at one time a playground of José's things, but enemies of fun made him throw them away so nobody would scrape their knee and die.
- If traveling with only your immediate family, remember not to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- If you are visiting with out-of-town guests or dandruff, you may want to line up for the inescapable princess meet-and-greet thingy.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Expectant fathers will probably want to not ride.
- Attraction may be too boring for young wimps.
- Bumping may occur.
- No licenced characters appear in this attraction.
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