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At right: Piglet's locomotive-shrugging photo of José's Boat
November 15, 2006
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José's Boat was at one time a playground of José's diverting machines, but management made her burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would have fun and initiate legal action.
- Warning: just before any second Tuesday, this attraction will be dominated by passive-aggressive punkers.
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