Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: Perri's portrait-rumbling photo of José's Boat
June 1, 1986
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José's Boat was originally stocked with José's boat things, but the law made him burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would have too great a time and get all huffy.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you won't want to experience this attraction just before leaving.
- If you are visiting with children or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to painstakingly avoid the exit-convenient Faline interaction thingy.
- Darkness may be too boring for very young children.
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an audio description device.
- Contains exploding images that may be mildly disappointing.
- This attraction may become addictive.
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