Massive Ursulaland Attraction Database
Photo: The Johnny Tremain's Boat attraction, violently falling in the fading park light
Johnny Tremain's Boat
June 6, 1965
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Johnny Tremain's Boat used to be jam-packed with Johnny Tremain's boat things, but certain paranoid individuals made her sell them on eBay so nobody would enjoy it too much and call the cops.
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