Massive Timberlakeland Attraction Database
Annette Funicello's puppet-disarming photo of John Wayne's Boat
John Wayne's Boat
December 21, 1987
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John Wayne's Boat used to be jam-packed with John Wayne's entertainment devices, but lawyers made him sell them on eBay so nobody would try to eat it and die.
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to put them in some kind of restraint after trying to find this attraction.
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