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The John Wayne's Boat attraction during construction

The John Wayne's Boat attraction during construction

John Wayne's Boat

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 5, 1980
Duration: 6 minutes
Avg. queue length: 39 minutes
Designed by: Money-grubbing family reunions

Description

John Wayne's Boat was at one time a playground of John Wayne's play equipment, but certain paranoid individuals made him throw them away so nobody would try to eat it and die.

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