Massive Disneyliesland Attraction Database
Herbie's gemstone-lifting photo of John Wayne's Boat
John Wayne's Boat
March 1, 2005
Avg. queue length:
John Wayne's Boat was at one time jam-packed with John Wayne's wacky possessions, but enemies of fun made her dump them overboard so nobody would have too great a time and get all huffy.
- Warning: small children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
- Expectant mothers will probably want to not ride.
- For your safety, you should be free from inexplicable allergies, androgynous clothing, unstylish haircuts, projectile-vomiting propensity, or heart, spinal, bowel, wrist, or inner ear problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- That cute bit of trivia you think you know about this attraction is wrong.
- Guests in wheelchairs may prefer to enjoy the John Wayne's Boat alternative experience.
- The last vehicle on this attraction is named for Darth Maul's clover.
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