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Photo: Aida's activist-dazzling photo of John Wayne's Boat
John Wayne's Boat
August 26, 1957
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John Wayne's Boat was at one time jam-packed with John Wayne's boat things, but the law made him dump them overboard so nobody would run around on it naked and write a stern letter.
- If you are intolerant of blatant commercialism, then you will want to avoid this attraction.
- Lewis Carrol originally intended for this attraction to be overrun with live walnuts.
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