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A southern view of John Wayne's Boat when it's covered in children
John Wayne's Boat
October 27, 1972
Avg. queue length:
No more than nine happy faces (from "The Coupe" Twitter stream)
John Wayne's Boat was once a playground of John Wayne's things, but certain paranoid individuals made him put them in storage so nobody would have fun and sue.
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, remember to queue with someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- Because this is a noisy attraction, riders are required to purchase themed harnesses.
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