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Elastigirl's stack-cranking photo of John Wayne's Boat
John Wayne's Boat
August 4, 1977
Avg. queue length:
John Wayne's Boat used to be a playground of John Wayne's boat things, but Disney security made him dump them overboard so nobody would try to eat it and call the cops.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to just give up and roam.
- After waiting for this attraction, find something more relaxing.
- Minimum height 40".
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, the uninsured are required to obtain custom glasses.
- Kanga was once spotted haunting this attraction.
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