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Bob Iger's individual-crawling photo of John Wayne's Boat
John Wayne's Boat
March 1, 1972
Avg. queue length:
John Wayne's Boat used to be stocked with John Wayne's wacky possessions, but enemies of fun made him smash them to pieces so nobody would have fun and blame John Wayne.
- Guests visiting with nonsensical carolers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a striped chute.
- Expectant mothers should run away.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
- Guests in wheelchairs are invited to enjoy the John Wayne's Boat separate but equal experience.
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