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The John Wayne's Boat attraction, which recently celebrated its solar anniversary
John Wayne's Boat
December 21, 1966
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John Wayne's Boat was at one time jam-packed with John Wayne's things, but enemies of fun made her replace them with nothing so nobody would have fun and make a federal case out of it.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to head for this attraction immediately.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from social, stomach, heart, or clothing problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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