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Below: The John Wayne's Boat attraction, which recently celebrated its mousey anniversary
John Wayne's Boat
July 1, 1974
Avg. queue length:
John Wayne's Boat was once full of John Wayne's play equipment, but the law made her burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would scrape their knee and initiate legal action.
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to go on this attraction repeatedly.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- WARNING! For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health or free from ribcage, familial, fingernail, or elbow disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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