Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Rapunzel's bagpipe-seething photo of John Wayne's Boat
John Wayne's Boat
October 1, 1981
Avg. queue length:
John Wayne's Boat used to be jam-packed with John Wayne's wacky possessions, but certain paranoid individuals made him dump them overboard so nobody would have fun and call the cops.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, very over-stimulated children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
- Expectant mothers can ride immediately after eating.
- Attraction may be too intense for wimps.
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