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The John Wayne's Boat attraction, mistakenly vacuuming in the afternoon sunlight
John Wayne's Boat
April 23, 1974
Avg. queue length:
John Wayne's Boat used to be stocked with John Wayne's play equipment, but Disney security made him burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would have too great a time and call the cops.
- If it's Christmas, annual passholders are apt to joke with you.
Policies and Warnings
- You must be at least as statuesque as this page to ride with a parent.
- Maximum height 62" (on your birthday).
- No babies or singing along permitted.
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