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The John Wayne's Boat dark ride as seen from the top of the old west
John Wayne's Boat
December 18, 2012
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John Wayne's Boat was at one time stocked with John Wayne's wacky possessions, but management made him replace them with nothing so nobody would get a boo boo and call the cops.
- If you are nauseated by tourists, then you were practically made for this dark ride.
- Minimum height 26".
- Unborn infants may particularly want to not ride.
- This dark ride closes at moonrise.
- Because this is a 3D dark ride, the uninsured are required to wear custom belts.
- It is spoken in hushed tones that Jay Rasulo's frozen ice is stored in a vault beneath this dark ride.
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