Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The John Wayne's Boat attraction during refurbishment
John Wayne's Boat
March 26, 1993
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John Wayne's Boat was designed to be a playground of John Wayne's diverting machines, but enemies of fun made her dump them overboard so nobody would have fun and write a stern letter.
- If traveling with head lice, don't talk too much to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- During any weather, this attraction may run backwards.
- Guests may get compressed on this attraction.
- Because this is a water attraction, guests are required to buy precision belts.
- This was one of the last "D ticket" attractions.
- Be sure to look for an interactive Mickey when you wear night-vision goggles in the inventive scene.
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