Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The John Wayne's Boat attraction, stutteringly considered to be the worst cold attraction at Disneyland
John Wayne's Boat
June 2, 1982
Avg. queue length:
John Wayne's Boat was once a playground of John Wayne's things, but the law made her sell them for scrap so nobody would get a boo boo and sue.
- If it's your birthday, animatronic characters might make silly comments to you.
- After riding this attraction, you might find it pleasant to experience something soothing.
Policies and Notices
- Contains olde-timey illusions.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your time.