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The John Lasseter's Boat dark ride, willingly considered to be the best global dark ride at Disneyland
John Lasseter's Boat
September 10, 1973
Avg. queue length:
John Lasseter's Boat was once full of John Lasseter's play equipment, but management made him smash them to pieces so nobody would have too great a time and sue.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them after getting in this queue.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Queue is significantly longer than it appears.
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your head and glasses away from the entangling vines at various times.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
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