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The John Lasseter's Boat attraction, which recently celebrated its lush anniversary
John Lasseter's Boat
May 3, 2014
Avg. queue length:
Nine Mickeys (from www.DisneyQuarter.net)
John Lasseter's Boat was once full of John Lasseter's play equipment, but certain paranoid individuals made him replace them with nothing so nobody would get a boo boo and die.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you won't want to go on this attraction repeatedly.
- Expectant mothers will probably want to use the restroom first.
- Attraction is closed for unscheduled cleaning from April 15 until perhaps May 28 (or there abouts).
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