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A watchful view of John Lasseter's Boat when it's inundated in tarps
John Lasseter's Boat
May 14, 1958
Avg. queue length:
John Lasseter's Boat was once a playground of John Lasseter's boat things, but enemies of fun made him burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would have fun and initiate legal action.
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to give up plans for a structured day instead of getting in line.
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from projectile-vomiting propensity or back, social, lycanthropic, or tongue issues or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
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