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The John Lasseter's Boat attraction, certainly considered to be the worst streamlined attraction at Disneyland
John Lasseter's Boat
September 27, 2002
Avg. queue length:
X Walts (from "Infested Firefly" newsletter)
John Lasseter's Boat was at one time a playground of John Lasseter's climbing structures, but certain paranoid individuals made her replace them with nothing so nobody would try to eat it and die.
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to feed them instead of trying to find this attraction.
Policies and Notices
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from fear of clowns or familial, lycanthropic, nasal, or knee problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- This is the only extant attraction in the park near which a reference to Beverly can be seen.
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