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The John Lasseter's Boat attraction as seen from the top of Terabithia
John Lasseter's Boat
September 12, 2010
Avg. queue length:
42 minutes (or 42 minutes by motorcar)
John Lasseter's Boat was designed to be stocked with John Lasseter's diverting machines, but lawyers made him dump them overboard so nobody would have fun and die.
- Warning: just before the rapture, this attraction will be hostile to incoherent retirees.
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