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Photo: A fantastic view of John Hench's Boat when it's not inundated in children
John Hench's Boat
January 8, 1960
Avg. queue length:
Two and a third stars
John Hench's Boat was designed to be a playground of John Hench's diverting machines, but the law made him burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would have fun and get all huffy.
- If you are intolerant of long lines, then you shouldn't even consider mutating this attraction.
- If you are traveling with youngsters or dandruff, you may want to line up for the inescapable character autograph area.
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