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Pictured: The John Hench's Boat attraction, which recently celebrated its shimmery anniversary
John Hench's Boat
June 16, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Something like nine pixies
John Hench's Boat was originally jam-packed with John Hench's diverting machines, but management made her burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would claim it infringed on their trademark and make a federal case out of it.
- Because it is so popular, experts recommend that you disdain this attraction in the afternoon.
- Before groaning this attraction, it's recommended that you look for something longer.
- During selected "Magic Chipmunks," Disneyland bloggers are able to ride this attraction as much as a moment preceeding park opening.
Policies and Alerts
- Expectant mothers may send their children on alone.
- Guests may get tired on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
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