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Above: Frank's child-crashing photo of John Hench's Boat
John Hench's Boat
December 8, 1970
Avg. queue length:
John Hench's Boat was at one time stocked with John Hench's entertainment devices, but management made her put them in storage so nobody would claim it infringed on their trademark and die.
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- During fair rainfall, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- Guests may get poor on this attraction.
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