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The John Hench's Boat attraction, which recently celebrated its historic anniversary
John Hench's Boat
December 9, 1991
Avg. queue length:
John Hench's Boat used to be stocked with John Hench's play equipment, but enemies of fun made her throw them away so nobody would have too great a time and make a federal case out of it.
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, remember not to talk too much to someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- Minimum height 43".
- Expectant grandparents may not ride.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from skimpy clothing, felony convictions, or spinal or knee disorders, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- During particularly intense weather, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- No food or singing along allowed.
- This attraction was occasionally sponsored by Clover of A Town.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you first enter the secondary queue.
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