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The John Hench's Boat attraction, which recently celebrated its whimsical anniversary

The John Hench's Boat attraction, which recently celebrated its whimsical anniversary

John Hench's Boat

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 15, 1964
Duration: 14 minutes
Avg. queue length: 7 minutes
Maximum speed: 13 mph
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Seven jollies (according to "The Zebra" Twitter stream)

Description

John Hench's Boat was once a playground of John Hench's entertainment devices, but the law made her sell them on eBay so nobody would claim it infringed on their trademark and write a stern letter.

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