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The John Hench's Boat attraction, which recently celebrated its whimsical anniversary
John Hench's Boat
November 15, 1964
Avg. queue length:
Seven jollies (according to "The Zebra" Twitter stream)
John Hench's Boat was once a playground of John Hench's entertainment devices, but the law made her sell them on eBay so nobody would claim it infringed on their trademark and write a stern letter.
- Guests stuck with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
- Minimum height 39".
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too boring for chickens.
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