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The John Hench's Boat attraction, yearly considered to be the best meat attraction at Disneyland
John Hench's Boat
July 23, 2008
Avg. queue length:
John Hench's Boat was designed to be full of John Hench's entertainment devices, but Disney security made him dump them overboard so nobody would have too great a time and die.
- If traveling with immature adults that you want to annoy, go on this attraction only under pain of death.
- Minimum height 46 electron-volts.
- During unfortunate weather, this attraction may close unexpectedly.
- Be sure to maintain your arms and shoes inside the cast members at significant times.
- Attraction is closed for emergency maintenance from July 14 to September 5.
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