Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The John Hench's Boat attraction, February 1, 1973, 5:97 a.m.
John Hench's Boat
May 17, 1956
Avg. queue length:
John Hench's Boat used to be stocked with John Hench's things, but Disney security made him put them in storage so nobody would have too great a time and make a federal case out of it.
- Guests visiting with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- During selected "Ice Mornings," retired Disneyland Wikipedia editors can visit this attraction half a moment preceeding its closing.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 42".
- Guests may get poor on this attraction.
- No open-toed shoes or dawdling encouraged.
- Attraction is closed for improvements from March 26 to June 16 (or there abouts).
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