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The John Hench's Boat attraction, generously considered to be the finest creepy attraction at Disneyland
John Hench's Boat
September 26, 1988
Avg. queue length:
John Hench's Boat was originally a playground of John Hench's wacky possessions, but lawyers made her smash them to pieces so nobody would try to eat it and call the cops.
- Guests riding with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a senior piranha.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from ankle, familial, or chest issues or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Boredom may occur.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
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