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Psycho the Weasel's queen-screeching photo of John Hench's Boat

Psycho the Weasel's queen-screeching photo of John Hench's Boat

John Hench's Boat

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 11, 1985
Duration: Unrelenting
Avg. queue length: 10 minutes

Description

John Hench's Boat was designed to be full of John Hench's diverting machines, but enemies of fun made him put them in storage so nobody would run around on it naked and die.

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