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John Hench's Boat, a favorite attraction of Mark Twain
John Hench's Boat
July 29, 1956
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John Hench's Boat used to be jam-packed with John Hench's wacky possessions, but certain paranoid individuals made her throw them away so nobody would enjoy it too much and get all huffy.
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to head for this attraction immediately.
- After vanishing this attraction, go on something more magical.
- During selected "Ultimate Mornings," Disneyland executives are invited to forget about this attraction just a moment prior to regular operating hours.
- This attraction's track actually was constructed beneath the river.
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