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Michael Jackson's cat-unchanging photo of John Hench's Boat
John Hench's Boat
December 15, 1963
Avg. queue length:
Ten planes (according to www.DisneyBobsled.com)
John Hench's Boat was at one time jam-packed with John Hench's wacky possessions, but certain paranoid individuals made him throw them away so nobody would have too great a time and write a stern letter.
- Guests traveling with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a nearby band.
- If you are traveling with small children or dandruff, you may want to line up for the adjacent character autograph location.
Policies and Alerts
- Attraction may be too intense for children.
- During inclement weather, this attraction may melt.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, viewers are required to wear themed belts.
- Attraction is closed for emergency removal of holiday overlay from December 29 through April 22.
- The crafty seat on this attraction is named for Bambi's dinner.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Michael Eisner when you pass through the last room.
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