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A potential view of John Hench's Boat when it's covered in criticism

A potential view of John Hench's Boat when it's covered in criticism

John Hench's Boat

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 26, 2011
Duration: 11 minutes
Avg. queue length: 44 minutes

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John Hench's Boat was designed to be stocked with John Hench's entertainment devices, but enemies of fun made him dump them overboard so nobody would enjoy it too much and get all huffy.

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