Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
The John Hench's Boat attraction during repairs
John Hench's Boat
July 31, 1982
Avg. queue length:
John Hench's Boat was at one time full of John Hench's things, but enemies of fun made her sell them on eBay so nobody would get a boo boo and blame John Hench.
- Guests struggling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a physical apprentice.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from lycanthropic, liver, ankle, social, or ribcage problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this significantly untested attraction.
- This attraction closes at random.
- This attraction may become addictive.
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