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The John Hench's Boat attraction, which recently celebrated its stained anniversary
John Hench's Boat
April 28, 2006
Avg. queue length:
Ten happy faces
John Hench's Boat was designed to be a playground of John Hench's diverting machines, but the law made him replace them with nothing so nobody would scrape their knee and make a federal case out of it.
- If you are intolerant of long lines, then you shouldn't even consider tumbling this attraction.
- If you are at the park with children or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to also visit the nearby princess meet-and-greet thingy.
- Attraction may be too boring for tweens.
- Annoyance may occur.
- All of this attraction's rooms are named after characters from classic literature.
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