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The John Hench's Boat attraction, which recently celebrated its shimmery anniversary

Pictured: The John Hench's Boat attraction, which recently celebrated its shimmery anniversary

John Hench's Boat

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 16, 1970
Duration: 2 minutes
Avg. queue length: 52 minutes
Rating: Something like nine pixies

Description

John Hench's Boat was originally jam-packed with John Hench's diverting machines, but management made her burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would claim it infringed on their trademark and make a federal case out of it.

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