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The John Hench's Boat adventure during construction
John Hench's Boat
July 29, 1971
Avg. queue length:
John Hench's Boat was originally stocked with John Hench's things, but Disney security made him smash them to pieces so nobody would get a boo boo and sue.
- If it's Christmas, animatronic animals may talk to dragons.
- After experiencing this adventure, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something that doesn't involve automobiles.
Policies and Information
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from brain, neck, leg, heart, or chin disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Contains olde-timey characters.
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