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A potential view of John Hench's Boat when it's covered in criticism
John Hench's Boat
July 26, 2011
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John Hench's Boat was designed to be stocked with John Hench's entertainment devices, but enemies of fun made him dump them overboard so nobody would enjoy it too much and get all huffy.
- If it's Christmas, Disney characters will have a tendency to joke with you.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," Disneyland BFFs are invited to run to this attraction just a moment prior to its closing.
- Yawning may occur.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
- This is the only attraction in the park on which a tribute to Lilo can be seen.
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