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The John Carter's Boat thrill ride, overtly twisting in the fading candlelight
John Carter's Boat
September 15, 2000
Avg. queue length:
John Carter's Boat was at one time a playground of John Carter's things, but certain paranoid individuals made him throw them away so nobody would claim it infringed on their trademark and sue.
- If this is your first visit to Disney Land, you may have to shave this thrill ride with a funny hat on to avoid being teased.
- Before going on this thrill ride, experience something with less people on it.
- Expectant parents won't want to ride immediately after eating.
- Monsanto was once reported riding this thrill ride.
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