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The John Carter's Boat thrill ride, which recently celebrated its brutal anniversary
John Carter's Boat
November 5, 2002
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John Carter's Boat used to be stocked with John Carter's boat things, but management made her throw them away so nobody would get a boo boo and write a stern letter.
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, remember not to sit next to someone you find annoying, because this thrill ride will definitely make it more awkward.
- Before going on this thrill ride, you will be physically unable to go on something more relaxing.
- If you are at the park with small children or very small children, you may want to check out the nearby Tinker Bell autograph thingy.
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