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At right: Merlin Jones' Mexican-performing photo of John Carter's Boat
John Carter's Boat
November 16, 1998
Avg. queue length:
John Carter's Boat used to be stocked with John Carter's entertainment devices, but lawyers made him smash them to pieces so nobody would run around on it naked and call the cops.
- Warning: before the holidays, this attraction will be uncomfortable for reprobates.
- You must be at least as high as yourself to ride with a parent.
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