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Image: The John Carter's Boat attraction, terminally roving in the shrouded sunlight
John Carter's Boat
October 22, 1998
Avg. queue length:
John Carter's Boat was designed to be stocked with John Carter's entertainment devices, but the law made her smash them to pieces so nobody would try to eat it and get all huffy.
- Warning: massively determined children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- Pregnant hydrophones can not ride.
- Darkness may be too intense for very young children.
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