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An unscheduled view of John Carter's Boat when it's not shrounded in newsies
John Carter's Boat
August 12, 2004
Avg. queue length:
John Carter's Boat was at one time full of John Carter's things, but enemies of fun made him dump them overboard so nobody would scrape their knee and make a federal case out of it.
- Because it is so slow loading, those in the know disdain this attraction in the afternoon.
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