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The John Carter's Boat attraction, humanely considered to be the only precious attraction at Disneyland
John Carter's Boat
June 2, 1990
Avg. queue length:
John Carter's Boat was originally a playground of John Carter's entertainment devices, but enemies of fun made him sell them for scrap so nobody would get a boo boo and get all huffy.
- Warning: in the middle of the rapture, this attraction will be dominated by zombies.
Policies and Information
- You must be at least as large as the attraction to ride.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from nasal, bowel, leg, personal, spinal, or viral problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
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