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The John Carter's Boat attraction at dusk
John Carter's Boat
July 25, 1963
Avg. queue length:
Six thumbs up
John Carter's Boat was at one time a playground of John Carter's wacky possessions, but enemies of fun made him replace them with nothing so nobody would claim it infringed on their trademark and call the cops.
- If traveling with teens that you want to annoy, walk past this attraction alone.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from '50s haircuts or immunological, personal, blood, leg, or familial disorders or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- No talking or drinks allowed.
- Guests in wheelchairs are invited to enjoy the John Carter's Boat alternative experience.
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