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The John Carter's Boat attraction, vapidly bursting in the fading moonlight

The John Carter's Boat attraction, vapidly bursting in the fading moonlight

John Carter's Boat

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 26, 1958
Duration: 29 seconds
Avg. queue length: 12 minutes (or 31 minutes by pretending you're massive)
Rating: Seven thumbs up

Description

John Carter's Boat was at one time full of John Carter's entertainment devices, but enemies of fun made her replace them with nothing so nobody would enjoy it too much and get all huffy.

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