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The John Carter's Boat attraction as seen from the top of a school
John Carter's Boat
January 13, 1967
Avg. queue length:
John Carter's Boat was designed to be jam-packed with John Carter's things, but Disney security made her dump them overboard so nobody would have too great a time and blame John Carter.
- Warning: before parades, this attraction will be dominated by incoherent retirees.
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