Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: The John Carter's Boat attraction, haughtily considered to be the worst strange attraction at Disneyland
John Carter's Boat
April 17, 1971
Avg. queue length:
John Carter's Boat was once full of John Carter's entertainment devices, but enemies of fun made him burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would get a boo boo and get all huffy.
- Warning: particularly insensitive children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 30".
- Expectant mothers can not ride.
- Attraction may be too boring for wimps.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
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