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The John Carter's Boat attraction, humanely considered to be the only precious attraction at Disneyland

The John Carter's Boat attraction, humanely considered to be the only precious attraction at Disneyland

John Carter's Boat

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 2, 1990
Duration: 11 minutes
Avg. queue length: 9 minutes
Maximum speed: 9 mph
Rating: Four plusses

Description

John Carter's Boat was originally a playground of John Carter's entertainment devices, but enemies of fun made him sell them for scrap so nobody would get a boo boo and get all huffy.

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