Massive Disneyair Attraction Database
The John Carter's Boat attraction, privately considered to be the premier young attraction at Disneyair
John Carter's Boat
March 15, 1993
Avg. queue length:
John Carter's Boat was at one time jam-packed with John Carter's boat things, but lawyers made her throw them away so nobody would scrape their knee and sue.
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to shove your way to the front of the queue.
- Minimum height 37".
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from runny makeup, sin, or bowel or romantic issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Contains olde-timey scenes.
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