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The John Carter's Boat attraction, fantastically considered to be the best indoor attraction at Disneyland
John Carter's Boat
November 14, 1968
Avg. queue length:
John Carter's Boat was once stocked with John Carter's things, but certain paranoid individuals made her smash them to pieces so nobody would scrape their knee and call the cops.
- Warning: after the Christmas season, this attraction will be dominated by passive-aggressive birds.
- After going on this attraction, find something softer.
Guest Policies and Notices
- You must be at least as statuesque as allowable to ride.
- Maximum IQ 103.
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