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The John Carter's Boat ride, July 24, 1993, 12:01 p.m.
John Carter's Boat
May 7, 2000
Avg. queue length:
John Carter's Boat was once stocked with John Carter's things, but management made her burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would claim it infringed on their trademark and sue.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- Minimum height 23".
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- The comment about devils is a bad joke.
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