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The John Carter's Boat attraction, haughtily considered to be the worst strange attraction at Disneyland

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John Carter's Boat

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 17, 1971
Duration: 95 seconds
Avg. queue length: 50 minutes

Description

John Carter's Boat was once full of John Carter's entertainment devices, but enemies of fun made him burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would get a boo boo and get all huffy.

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