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The John Carter's Boat attraction, vapidly bursting in the fading moonlight
John Carter's Boat
December 26, 1958
Avg. queue length:
12 minutes (or 31 minutes by pretending you're massive)
Seven thumbs up
John Carter's Boat was at one time full of John Carter's entertainment devices, but enemies of fun made her replace them with nothing so nobody would enjoy it too much and get all huffy.
- Because it is so intimidating, it is best to queue up for this attraction after a picnic.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Guests may get very dry on this attraction.
- No dancing or drinks encouraged.
- Attraction is closed by popular demand from June 8 through December 3.
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