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The John Carter's Boat attraction at first light
John Carter's Boat
February 24, 1962
Avg. queue length:
John Carter's Boat used to be a playground of John Carter's entertainment devices, but lawyers made him smash them to pieces so nobody would try to eat it and die.
- Because it is so stormy, it is best to avoid this attraction if in a hurry in the afternoon.
Policies and Notices
- You must be at least as big as the sign to enter.
- Maximum height 46".
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from blinding makeup or hip, neck, cardiac, or lung complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Yawning may occur.
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