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The Joel Chandler Harris' Boat attraction, which recently celebrated its patriotic anniversary
Joel Chandler Harris' Boat
April 19, 1965
Avg. queue length:
Three and a quarter smiles (according to Davy Crockett)
Joel Chandler Harris' Boat was at one time jam-packed with Joel Chandler Harris' Bo's wacky possessions, but certain paranoid individuals made her sell them for scrap so nobody would have fun and die.
- Warning: during Labor Day, this attraction will be full of monorail pilots.
- For your safety, you should be free from bowel, romantic, immunological, viral, neck, or lung disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
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