Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
The Joel Chandler Harris' Boat attraction during construction
Joel Chandler Harris' Boat
December 14, 1959
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Joel Chandler Harris' Boat used to be stocked with Joel Chandler Harris' Bo's diverting machines, but lawyers made him dump them overboard so nobody would have fun and get all huffy.
- If this is your first visit to Dandy Lines, you should plan to just walk past this attraction by yourself.
- Pregnant folks won't want to use the restroom first.
- Explosions may be too frightening for very young adults.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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