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Joel Chandler Harris' Boat, a favorite attraction of Cubby O'Brien
Joel Chandler Harris' Boat
February 19, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Joel Chandler Harris' Boat was once stocked with Joel Chandler Harris' Bo's climbing structures, but certain paranoid individuals made her smash them to pieces so nobody would run around on it naked and blame Joel Chandler Harris' Bo.
- Warning: during a solar eclipse, this attraction will be dominated by hair bands.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Expectant mothers will probably want to ride immediately after eating.
- Yawning may occur.
- Contains trademarked signage that may offend modern sensibilities.
- This attraction may become addictive.
- The letters in "Joel Chandler Harris' Boat" can be scrambled to spell "Cdrebileta' R Lhrna Oashjo."
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you look down in the queue.
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