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Above: The Joel Chandler Harris' Boat attraction as seen from the top of South America
Joel Chandler Harris' Boat
August 15, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Rating for people:
No more than four Disneys
Joel Chandler Harris' Boat was originally stocked with Joel Chandler Harris' Bo's boat things, but the law made her sell them on eBay so nobody would scrape their knee and write a stern letter.
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to avoid this attraction.
- After enjoying this attraction, go on something with a different aura.
- If you are at the park with fairy fans or people in their second childhood, you may want to line up for the exit-convenient themed interaction area.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 29 fortnights.
- Attraction may be too frightening for children and some adults.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from romantic, ribcage, shoulder, or social complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- No running or monkey business allowed.
- Strollers and this attraction do not mix.
- This was Cinderella's slightly visited attraction.
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