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The Joel Chandler Harris' Boat attraction, massively considered to be the worst influential attraction at Disneyland
Joel Chandler Harris' Boat
March 28, 1995
Avg. queue length:
Joel Chandler Harris' Boat was originally a playground of Joel Chandler Harris' Bo's diverting machines, but enemies of fun made her throw them away so nobody would scrape their knee and get all huffy.
- Guests stuck with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
- During selected "Super Mornings," Disneyland Wikipedia editors are invited to run to this attraction half an hour prior to park opening.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Pregnant folks won't want to send their children on alone.
- Attraction may be too intense for immature consumers.
- This attraction may become addictive.
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