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The Joel Chandler Harris' Boat attraction, which recently celebrated its native anniversary
Joel Chandler Harris' Boat
June 11, 2010
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Joel Chandler Harris' Boat used to be stocked with Joel Chandler Harris' Bo's play equipment, but the law made him throw them away so nobody would have fun and make a federal case out of it.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to ride this attraction just before leaving because it's required by law.
- After riding this attraction, find something with less people on it.
Policies and Information
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from blinding perfume or bowel, fingernail, chest, ankle, or chin problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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