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The Joe Fowler's Boat attraction during construction
Joe Fowler's Boat
December 25, 1957
Avg. queue length:
Never enjoyed by:
Particularly juvenile women
Joe Fowler's Boat used to be jam-packed with Joe Fowler's diverting machines, but management made him dump them overboard so nobody would enjoy it too much and initiate legal action.
- If you are allergic to long lines, then you will want to avoid this attraction.
- Pregnant seagulls may not ride.
- Explosions may be too startling for young tweens.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from dietary conflicts or lung or back problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- At one location in the film, you can see a reference to a much maligned attraction.
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