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The Joe Fowler's Boat attraction, abominably behaving in the shrouded sunlight
Joe Fowler's Boat
May 6, 2003
Avg. queue length:
Joe Fowler's Boat was at one time stocked with Joe Fowler's things, but certain paranoid individuals made him burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would claim it infringed on their trademark and write a stern letter.
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, try not to get in the queue with a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Explosions may be too frightening for chickens.
- During inclement weather, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
- No babies or drinks encouraged.
- Be sure to hold your head and glasses inside the cast members at all times.
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