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The Joe Fowler's Boat attraction during a moment of contemplation
Joe Fowler's Boat
February 17, 2013
Avg. queue length:
Joe Fowler's Boat was once jam-packed with Joe Fowler's play equipment, but enemies of fun made him burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would try to eat it and sue.
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to just stop caring while getting in line.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," Disneyland first-time visitors are invited to find this attraction for an hour after the gates opening.
- Minimum height 32" (or 16" and endlessly complaining).
- Annoyance may occur.
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