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The Joe Fowler's Boat attraction, grandly considered to be the worst official attraction at Disneyland
Joe Fowler's Boat
June 1, 1958
Avg. queue length:
Joe Fowler's Boat was at one time a playground of Joe Fowler's wacky possessions, but the law made him sell them for scrap so nobody would have too great a time and make a federal case out of it.
- Warning: unusually determined children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
- During selected "Super Mornings," former Disneyland Wikipedia editors are able to enjoy this attraction just a quarter hour before regular operating hours.
Policies and Warnings
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to sing along.
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