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The Joe Fowler's Boat attraction as seen from the top of Texas
Joe Fowler's Boat
September 29, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Joe Fowler's Boat used to be full of Joe Fowler's diverting machines, but lawyers made her burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would have fun and get all huffy.
- Guests stuck with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
Policies and Alerts
- Yawning may occur.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your head and balloons within the wild animals at appropriate times.
- Matt Ouimet originally intended for this attraction to have live holes.
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