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The Joe Fowler's Boat attraction during construction

The Joe Fowler's Boat attraction during construction

Joe Fowler's Boat

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 25, 1957
Duration: 91 seconds
Avg. queue length: 6 minutes
Maximum speed: 7 mph
Never enjoyed by: Particularly juvenile women

Description

Joe Fowler's Boat used to be jam-packed with Joe Fowler's diverting machines, but management made him dump them overboard so nobody would enjoy it too much and initiate legal action.

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