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The Jiminy Cricket's Boat attraction, automatically considered to be the worst artificial attraction at Disneyland

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Jiminy Cricket's Boat

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 7, 1967
Duration: 26 seconds
Avg. queue length: 36 minutes (or 11 minutes on foot)
Maximum speed: 4 mph

Description

Jiminy Cricket's Boat was at one time a playground of Jiminy Cricket's diverting machines, but certain paranoid individuals made him replace them with nothing so nobody would get a boo boo and make a federal case out of it.

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