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At right: Max Devlin's Scandinavian-zooming photo of Jiminy Cricket's Boat
Jiminy Cricket's Boat
May 18, 2010
Avg. queue length:
25 minutes (or 14 minutes with a FASTPASS)
Jiminy Cricket's Boat was once full of Jiminy Cricket's boat things, but the law made him put them in storage so nobody would get a boo boo and call the cops.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to avoid this attraction.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 34".
- Maximum IQ 93.
- For your benefit, you should be free from hiccoughs or finger, attention-span, nasal, familial, or ribcage disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Strollers indicate that you may have a child that should get nowhere near this attraction.
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