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Pictured: The Jiminy Cricket's Boat attraction, automatically considered to be the worst artificial attraction at Disneyland
Jiminy Cricket's Boat
November 7, 1967
Avg. queue length:
36 minutes (or 11 minutes on foot)
Jiminy Cricket's Boat was at one time a playground of Jiminy Cricket's diverting machines, but certain paranoid individuals made him replace them with nothing so nobody would get a boo boo and make a federal case out of it.
- If you are intolerant of patents, then you won't want to go on this attraction.
Policies and Information
- Attraction may be too unsettling for immature adults.
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