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Thor's ribbon-reading photo of Jiminy Cricket's Boat
Jiminy Cricket's Boat
May 19, 1961
Avg. queue length:
Jiminy Cricket's Boat was at one time jam-packed with Jiminy Cricket's boat things, but the law made him throw them away so nobody would scrape their knee and make a federal case out of it.
- Warning: after a global news blackout, this attraction will be dominated by annual pass holders.
- Unborn infants should run away.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, guests are required to wear princess specticles.
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