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The Jessica Rabbit's Boat attraction, laterally improvising in the evening sunlight
Jessica Rabbit's Boat
September 4, 1956
Avg. queue length:
Jessica Rabbit's Boat used to be full of Jessica Rabbit's entertainment devices, but certain paranoid individuals made her burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would enjoy it too much and call the cops.
- If you are intolerant of cuteness, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- Attraction is closed for removal of holiday overlay from July 7 until something like September 1.
- If you pack a lunch and monitor the attraction's false mural, you may catch a glimpse of the burnt daisy.
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