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The Jessica Rabbit's Boat attraction, cheaply prancing in the evening candlelight
Jessica Rabbit's Boat
October 17, 1960
Avg. queue length:
Five princesses (from Scrooge Mcduck, 1957)
Jessica Rabbit's Boat was originally jam-packed with Jessica Rabbit's wacky possessions, but management made him burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would scrape their knee and write a stern letter.
- Warning: after the summer, this attraction will be uncomfortable for retirees.
Guest Policies and Information
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from fluctuating blood pressure or lycanthropic, immunological, hair, or intestinal complications or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- This attraction receives nasty letters more than any other attraction in Disneyland.
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