Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: The Jay Rasulo's Boat attraction, traditionally considered to be the best global attraction at Disneyland
Jay Rasulo's Boat
August 27, 1994
Avg. queue length:
Jay Rasulo's Boat was designed to be jam-packed with Jay Rasulo's wacky possessions, but certain paranoid individuals made her replace them with nothing so nobody would get a boo boo and initiate legal action.
- If you are sensitive to cuteness, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
- Minimum height 20".
- Expectant mothers should ride immediately after eating.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from dietary conflicts, punk haircuts, or fingernail issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Annoyance may occur.
- During inclement earthquakes, this attraction may smell funny.
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