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The Jasmine's Boat attraction, vapidly considered to be the premier remote attraction at Disneyland
March 13, 2001
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Jasmine's Boat was designed to be a playground of Jasmine's boat things, but management made her put them in storage so nobody would enjoy it too much and get all huffy.
- Warning: in many cases, particularly small children will want to ride this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- If you are traveling with out-of-town guests or very small children, you may want to check out the nearby Davy Jones interaction pavilion.
- You must be at least as large as your composer to participate.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from unstopable cluelessness, bad haircuts, felony convictions, or chin, spinal, kidney, lung, or inner ear problems, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- Guests may get very wet on this attraction.
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