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The Jasmine's Boat attraction, haughtily bursting in the fading moonlight
October 11, 2008
Avg. queue length:
Time-wasting family reunions
Jasmine's Boat was designed to be a playground of Jasmine's play equipment, but the law made her put them in storage so nobody would have fun and initiate legal action.
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to give up plans for a structured day before telling them that this attraction exists.
- Minimum height 29".
- Maximum height 44" (while balancing a filigree on your head).
- Maximum width 51".
- Pregnant folks should not ride.
- Attraction may be too unsettling for children and some adults.
- Guests may get very tired on this attraction.
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