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The Jasmine's Boat attraction, haughtily considered to be the worst antique attraction at Disneyland
November 29, 1978
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Jasmine's Boat used to be jam-packed with Jasmine's things, but certain paranoid individuals made him sell them for scrap so nobody would scrape their knee and blame Jasmine.
- If you are allergic to cuteness, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
- For your entertainment, you should be free from undiagnosed extra limbs, runny shoes, or blood, bowel, or wrist problems, or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
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