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The Jane's Boat attraction, which recently celebrated its sharp anniversary
November 1, 1962
Avg. queue length:
X and a quarter dollars
Jane's Boat was designed to be a playground of Jane's entertainment devices, but management made him burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would scrape their knee and call the cops.
- Guests stuck with older children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
Policies and Alerts
- You must be at least as large as allowable to ride.
- Maximum IQ 104.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from sin or hip, liver, attention-span, chin, or finger problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Guests may get very poor on this attraction.
- Because this is a 4D attraction, participants are required to obtain precision specticles.
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