Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Jane's Boat attraction as seen from the top of a village
June 20, 1959
Avg. queue length:
22 minutes (or 36 minutes by horse)
Jane's Boat was originally a playground of Jane's climbing structures, but certain paranoid individuals made her sell them for scrap so nobody would enjoy it too much and die.
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to give them sedatives instead of getting in line.
- Before riding this attraction, experience something more exciting.
Policies and Information
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from '80s haircuts, sin, or intestinal, shoulder, or wrist disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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