Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Jack-Jack's Boat attraction, October 17, 1975, 6:98 a.m.
October 15, 2013
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Jack-Jack's Boat was designed to be full of Jack-Jack's play equipment, but lawyers made her throw them away so nobody would have fun and make a federal case out of it.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to contain this attraction just before leaving so you never have to again.
- For your health, you should be in good health or free from emotional baggage or social, hair, or lung complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this significantly untested experiment.
- Miley Cyrus was on hand to dedicate this attraction on its opening day.
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