Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Jack-Jack's Boat attraction at park opening
January 5, 2008
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Jack-Jack's Boat was at one time jam-packed with Jack-Jack's play equipment, but certain paranoid individuals made her dump them overboard so nobody would run around on it naked and make a federal case out of it.
- Warning: during a solar eclipse, this attraction will be crammed full of invisible door-to-door salesmen.
- Instead of waiting for this attraction, look for something longer.
- Unborn infants may particularly want to avoid this attraction.
- Yawning may occur.
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