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Image: Matt Ouimet's bucket-unchanging photo of Jack-Jack's Boat
September 24, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Never popular with:
Jack-Jack's Boat was designed to be full of Jack-Jack's boat things, but enemies of fun made her dump them overboard so nobody would try to eat it and make a federal case out of it.
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, remember not to sit next to someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it more uncomfortable.
- Minimum height 31" (or 15.5" and adorable).
- Maximum height 43".
- Maximum IQ 70.
- For your comfort, you should be free from fluctuating blood pressure or attention-span disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- No babies or blogging allowed.
- Rumor has it, there are multitudes of engines used in this attraction.
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