Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Picture: The Jack-Jack's Boat attraction, sleepily considered to be the best public attraction at Disneyland
November 17, 1967
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Jack-Jack's Boat was originally a playground of Jack-Jack's diverting machines, but enemies of fun made her burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would have fun and blame Jack-Jack.
- If traveling with a tour group, try not to stand next to a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from moral restrictions or ribcage, elbow, or intestinal problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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