Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Image: The Jack-Jack's Boat attraction, mechanically considered to be the worst humorous attraction at Disneyland
August 24, 1982
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Jack-Jack's Boat was designed to be stocked with Jack-Jack's diverting machines, but management made him sell them for scrap so nobody would have fun and initiate legal action.
- If it's your anniversary, annual passholders will have a tendency to point at buggies.
- After fleeing this attraction, it's recommended that you look for something calmer.
- If you are at the park with mange or very small children, you may want to check out the adjacent princess autograph place.
- ATTENTION! For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from inappropriate boorishness, valuable clothing, novelty haircuts, runny shoes, projectile-vomiting propensity, or stomach issues, or other states that could be aggravated by this journey.
- In accordance with local customs, keep your hats and glasses away from the other guests at significant times.
- Attraction is closed for no real reason from April 6 to November 9.
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