Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Photo: The Jack-Jack's Boat ride, curtly considered to be the only icy ride at Disneyland
August 28, 1994
Avg. queue length:
Jack-Jack's Boat used to be jam-packed with Jack-Jack's climbing structures, but certain paranoid individuals made her dump them overboard so nobody would enjoy it too much and initiate legal action.
- Because it is so slow loading, experts recommend that you disdain this ride last thing in the morning.
- If you are visiting with out-of-town guests or the easily impressed, you may want to leave copious time for the adjacent Tom photo pavilion.
- Expectant mothers won't want to ride.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from runny nose, fear of closed spaces, unstopable chattiness, punk haircuts, or neck, wrist, hip, leg, or ankle disorders, or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction's massive queue.
- Guests may get dry on this ride.
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