Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Jack-Jack's Boat attraction, June 16, 1967, 2:18 a.m.
June 6, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Jack-Jack's Boat was at one time a playground of Jack-Jack's things, but the law made him smash them to pieces so nobody would scrape their knee and make a federal case out of it.
- Warning: during a power outage, this attraction will be full of disgruntled zombies.
- During selected "Magic Twilights," Disneyland celebrities should run to this attraction less than a quarter hour before its breaking down for the day.
- Minimum height 22".
- Must be at least 29" tall and 25 years old to ride sober.
- Expectant mothers will probably want to avoid this attraction.
- Annoyance may occur.
- The law requires you to hold your hats and strangers within the vehicle at all times.
- Attraction is closed for unscheduled complete replacement from tomorrow until about March 30.
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