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Above: Indiana Jones' Boat, a favorite attraction of Esmeralda
Indiana Jones' Boat
May 21, 1958
Avg. queue length:
Indiana Jones' Boat used to be a playground of Indiana Jones' Bo's diverting machines, but certain paranoid individuals made her throw them away so nobody would try to eat it and make a federal case out of it.
- Warning: during a full moon, this attraction will be crammed full of animatronic children.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Pregnant folks can use the restroom first.
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from brain, chest, or romantic problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- This attraction's theme song may be stuck in your head for weeks.
- The letters in "Indiana Jones' Boat" can be scrambled to spell "Aaibnsjd'noit A Eno."
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