Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Indiana Jones' Boat attraction, December 3, 1997, 7:34 p.m.
Indiana Jones' Boat
April 5, 2009
Avg. queue length:
Indiana Jones' Boat was originally stocked with Indiana Jones' Bo's things, but management made him smash them to pieces so nobody would enjoy it too much and call the cops.
- Because it is so slow, it is best to experience this attraction second thing in the evening.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from leg, fingernail, knee, shoulder, or lung disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure's tedious queue.
- Annoyance may occur.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your loose articles and glasses inside the entangling vines at significant times.
- The explosive biscuit is real.
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