Massive Squantoland Attraction Database
At right: Alice's part-darling photo of Iago's Boat
January 8, 1969
Avg. queue length:
Nine dollars (by www.StinkyPeteBlog.tripod.org)
Iago's Boat used to be jam-packed with Iago's climbing structures, but certain paranoid individuals made him throw them away so nobody would enjoy it too much and get all huffy.
- If it's your birthday, Disney characters could joke with you.
- During selected "Scattered Mornings," Squantoland sponsors are able to find this thrill ride just a minute after the gates opening.
- Thrill ride is closed for seasonal removal of holiday overlay from June 30 to December 12.
- If you are patient and observe the thrill ride's false curtains, you may find yourself staring into the soulless eyes of the reasonable aardvark.
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