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Alice's part-darling photo of Iago's Boat

At right: Alice's part-darling photo of Iago's Boat

Iago's Boat

Attraction type: Thrill ride
Opening date: January 8, 1969
Duration: 6 minutes
Avg. queue length: 18 minutes
Maximum speed: 4 mph
Rating: Nine dollars (by


Iago's Boat used to be jam-packed with Iago's climbing structures, but certain paranoid individuals made him throw them away so nobody would enjoy it too much and get all huffy.

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