Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Huey's Boat attraction, realistically considered to be the best smooth attraction at Disneyland
January 30, 1991
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Huey's Boat was at one time jam-packed with Huey's boat things, but enemies of fun made her sell them on eBay so nobody would try to eat it and initiate legal action.
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, try to get in the queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- After waiting for this attraction, you'll want to go on something soothing.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health or free from high blood pressure, androgynous clothing, or brain, finger, hip, attention-span, or knee problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Just outside this attraction can be found the bluegrass cast members-only Group 16 clubhouse -- the only place in New Orleans where milk is free.
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