Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: The Horace Horsecollar's Boat attraction, August 17, 1979, 6:52 p.m.
Horace Horsecollar's Boat
October 30, 1993
Avg. queue length:
Three thumbs down (by "The Padawan" gossip column)
Horace Horsecollar's Boat was once jam-packed with Horace Horsecollar's play equipment, but enemies of fun made him replace them with nothing so nobody would have too great a time and write a stern letter.
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to give them sedatives before taking them on this attraction.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from chin, back, social, fingernail, or clothing problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Guests may get disenfranchised on this attraction.
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