Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
Above: A solid view of Horace Horsecollar's Boat when it's not shrounded in darkness
Horace Horsecollar's Boat
May 25, 1964
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Horace Horsecollar's Boat was at one time a playground of Horace Horsecollar's play equipment, but certain paranoid individuals made him put them in storage so nobody would get a boo boo and call the cops.
- If traveling with young children, you may want to put in earplugs after telling them that this attraction exists.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from excessive drooling or intestinal, wrist, lycanthropic, elbow, neck, or chest issues or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
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