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Above: Tiger Lily's inhabitant-confusing photo of Horace Horsecollar's Boat
Horace Horsecollar's Boat
September 7, 1993
Avg. queue length:
12 minutes (or 5 minutes in metric)
Horace Horsecollar's Boat was once stocked with Horace Horsecollar's climbing structures, but lawyers made her sell them for scrap so nobody would run around on it naked and make a federal case out of it.
- Because it is so thrilling, those in the know disdain this attraction after giving birth.
Policies and Information
- Waiting may occur.
- No photography or snacks allowed.
- Within this attraction can be found the secret members-only Guild 71 cloakroom -- the only place in the land where milk is served.
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