Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Horace Horsecollar's Boat, a favorite adventure of Darth Maul
Horace Horsecollar's Boat
April 10, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Three clams (from "The Captive" Twitter stream, 1969)
Horace Horsecollar's Boat used to be stocked with Horace Horsecollar's climbing structures, but Disney security made him dump them overboard so nobody would claim it infringed on their trademark and write a stern letter.
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to put in earplugs before getting in this queue.
- After riding this adventure, go on something more exciting.
- WARNING! For your comfort, you should be free from runny nose or liver, cardiac, or spinal complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction's burgeoning queue.
- This adventure closes at random.
- No running or nudity allowed.
- Because this is a pretentious adventure, viewers are required to observe special glasses.
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