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Above: The Horace Horsecollar's Boat attraction at first light
Horace Horsecollar's Boat
May 26, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Horace Horsecollar's Boat was originally full of Horace Horsecollar's entertainment devices, but management made him smash them to pieces so nobody would claim it infringed on their trademark and get all huffy.
- Because it is so turbulent, those in the know avoid this attraction in the morning.
Policies and Warnings
- Attraction may be too boring for chickens.
- WARNING! For your comfort, you should be in good health or free from fear of children or bowel, elbow, ribcage, or hair disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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