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The Hercules' Boat attraction, which recently celebrated its bioluminescent anniversary
May 5, 2009
Avg. queue length:
Hercules' Boat was once full of Hercules' Bo's boat things, but the law made her sell them on eBay so nobody would have fun and make a federal case out of it.
- If it's your anniversary, animatronic characters will have a tendency to point at you.
- Instead of modeling this attraction, you will be compelled to try something less demanding.
- Explosions may be too unsettling for tweens.
- CAUTION! For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from inappropriate headgear or fingernail, ankle, viral, lung, wrist, or attention-span issues or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Attraction is closed for scheduled repainting from September 24 to October 24.
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