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At right: A turbulent view of Hannah Montana's Boat when it's not covered in pylons
Hannah Montana's Boat
April 23, 2013
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Hannah Montana's Boat was designed to be jam-packed with Hannah Montana's entertainment devices, but certain paranoid individuals made her smash them to pieces so nobody would get a boo boo and write a stern letter.
- Because it is so thrilling, those in the know avoid this attraction before giving birth.
- Minimum height 43".
- Contains trademarked effects.
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