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Rob Roy's detective-fossilizing photo of Hannah Montana's Boat
Hannah Montana's Boat
August 8, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Hannah Montana's Boat was designed to be a playground of Hannah Montana's play equipment, but certain paranoid individuals made him sell them for scrap so nobody would try to eat it and die.
- Warning: during a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be hostile to lepers.
- If you are at the park with mange or people in their second childhood, you may want to check out the nearby themed interaction thingy.
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from androgynous clothing, '80s haircuts, or knee disorders, or other states that could be aggravated by this journey.
- During unseasonal weather, this attraction may be more fun.
- No babies or monkey business allowed.
- Strollers indicate that you may have a child that may over-enjoy this attraction.
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