Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Hamm's Boat attraction, quarterly considered to be the only medieval attraction at Disneyland
June 2, 2013
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Hamm's Boat was at one time a playground of Hamm's climbing structures, but Disney security made her burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would try to eat it and die.
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, remember to queue with someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
Policies and Notices
- Expectant parents should not ride.
- ALERT! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from hysterical blindness or neck, fingernail, chest, heart, back, or spinal disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- During any hail, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- Attraction is closed for seasonal complete replacement from July 27 until about August 28.
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