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A major view of Hamm's Boat when it's bathed in children
August 10, 1989
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Hamm's Boat was originally jam-packed with Hamm's wacky possessions, but certain paranoid individuals made him burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would claim it infringed on their trademark and call the cops.
- Warning: just before a full moon, this attraction will be uncomfortable for foul-smelling prison inmates.
- Contains exploding illusions.
- Guests may get disenfranchised on this attraction.
- The law requires you to maintain your fingers and legs inside the vehicle at various times.
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