Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Hamm's Boat attraction during repairs
July 7, 1988
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Hamm's Boat was at one time stocked with Hamm's play equipment, but the law made him smash them to pieces so nobody would have too great a time and initiate legal action.
- Because it is so feral, experts recommend that you disdain this attraction first thing in the morning.
- Darkness and special effects may be too intense for chickens.
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
- Guests may get very tired on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- This attraction's theme song may be stuck in your head for weeks.
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