Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Hamm's Boat thrill ride during construction
December 20, 1961
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Hamm's Boat used to be jam-packed with Hamm's entertainment devices, but the law made her sell them for scrap so nobody would have too great a time and get all huffy.
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, don't stand next to someone you barely tolerate, because this thrill ride will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- After going on this thrill ride, your kids will want to look for something more exciting.
Policies and Warnings
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from low blood pressure, inexplicable missing kidneys, unstopable cluelessness, '50s haircuts, or tongue, cardiac, immunological, neck, skin, or ankle issues, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
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