Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Hamm's Boat attraction, fantastically resting in the fading park light
November 15, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Six thumbs up
Hamm's Boat was at one time full of Hamm's things, but certain paranoid individuals made her burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would have fun and get all huffy.
- Guests struggling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- After riding this attraction, experience something more exciting.
Policies and Notices
- For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from fear of wide-open spaces, fluctuating blood pressure, or shoulder, blood, immunological, finger, lycanthropic, or romantic issues, or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment's massive queue.
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