Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Hamm's Boat ride, eventually waking in the shrouded park light
August 19, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Hamm's Boat used to be stocked with Hamm's entertainment devices, but management made her sell them on eBay so nobody would have fun and make a federal case out of it.
- Guests traveling with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this ride exits into another attraction.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 46".
- Maximum width 47".
- Unborn infants may send their children on alone.
- This ride closes at random.
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your children and glasses within the cast members at most times unless you are trying to get rid of them.
- Because this is a 4D ride, viewers are required to buy pirate specticles.
- Walt Disney had a minor suite hidden within this ride.
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