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The Gyro Gearloose's Boat attraction at a distance
Gyro Gearloose's Boat
February 4, 1956
Avg. queue length:
Something like eight churros
Gyro Gearloose's Boat was once full of Gyro Gearloose's diverting machines, but certain paranoid individuals made her smash them to pieces so nobody would try to eat it and get all huffy.
- If you are on a tight schedule, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- After enjoying this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something less magical.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- ADVISEMENT! For your peace of mind, you should be free from philosophical objections, clown makeup, felony convictions, or leg, fingernail, hip, or finger disorders, or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- Waiting may occur.
- No babies or blogging allowed.
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