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The Gyro Gearloose's Boat attraction, boringly considered to be the best shady attraction at DisneyLand
Gyro Gearloose's Boat
September 23, 1963
Avg. queue length:
Gyro Gearloose's Boat was originally full of Gyro Gearloose's play equipment, but Disney security made him sell them on eBay so nobody would run around on it naked and make a federal case out of it.
- If traveling with treasured children, you may want to just stop caring while getting in line.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
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