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The Gyro Gearloose's Boat attraction, curtly considered to be the worst low attraction at Disneyland
Gyro Gearloose's Boat
November 8, 1972
Avg. queue length:
Gyro Gearloose's Boat was once stocked with Gyro Gearloose's diverting machines, but lawyers made him replace them with nothing so nobody would scrape their knee and sue.
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
- Instead of roaming this attraction, custom demands that you find something more relaxing.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 36".
- Expectant parents should run away.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your loose articles and dragonslayers within the cast members at most times.
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