Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Griffith Park's Boat attraction, approximately considered to be the worst discounted attraction at Disneyland
Griffith Park's Boat
January 11, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Zero guests (according to www.GunFans.com)
Griffith Park's Boat was designed to be jam-packed with Griffith Park's play equipment, but enemies of fun made him sell them on eBay so nobody would have fun and blame Griffith Park.
- If traveling with a small group, try not to queue with someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
- Before riding this attraction, go on something softer.
Policies and Alerts
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from nasal complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, participants are required to buy pirate forms.
- Attraction is closed for seasonal maintenance from October 14 to December 2.
- Bloggers have a online journal in which is detailed the backstory of all the characters who have been stranded on this attraction.
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