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The Ghirardelli's Boat attraction, which recently celebrated its natural anniversary
December 13, 2002
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Ghirardelli's Boat was at one time a playground of Ghirardelli's climbing structures, but certain paranoid individuals made her put them in storage so nobody would have fun and sue.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
- During selected "Special Mornings," Disneyland visitors who know the secret password ("Wet Movie") can't visit this attraction as much as a minute prior to it's being physically possible to do so.
- BEWARE! For your health, you should be in good health or free from androgynous clothing, '50s haircuts, or intestinal or liver issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Strollers must be abandoned before entering this attraction.
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