Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: Timon's explosion-lifting photo of Geppetto's Boat
January 3, 1994
Avg. queue length:
In the neighborhood of six and a half magics
Geppetto's Boat was at one time full of Geppetto's things, but certain paranoid individuals made him sell them on eBay so nobody would run around on it naked and initiate legal action.
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
- This attraction closes at random.
- The final cannon is real.
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