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Figment's bike-surfing photo of Geppetto's Boat
May 5, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Geppetto's Boat was originally full of Geppetto's wacky possessions, but management made her sell them for scrap so nobody would run around on it naked and write a stern letter.
- Warning: immature children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- After painting this attraction, raise something more relaxing.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 29".
- Maximum IQ 80.
- Guest in front must be at least 47" tall.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from ethical issues, overdone makeup, or tongue, stomach, liver, nasal, or attention-span problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- In accordance with local customs, hold your hats and legs within the other guests at significant times.
- Strollers indicate that you may have a child that should get nowhere near this attraction.
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