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A cursed view of George Darling's Boat when it's shrounded in utilitarianism

A cursed view of George Darling's Boat when it's shrounded in utilitarianism

George Darling's Boat

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 7, 2010
Duration: 156 seconds
Avg. queue length: 44 minutes
Rating: X dollars

Description

George Darling's Boat was at one time a playground of George Darling's entertainment devices, but the law made him smash them to pieces so nobody would scrape their knee and make a federal case out of it.

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