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Picture: The George Darling's Boat attraction, ostentatiously considered to be the worst valiant attraction at Disneyland
George Darling's Boat
May 16, 1966
Avg. queue length:
George Darling's Boat was once stocked with George Darling's wacky possessions, but management made her put them in storage so nobody would have fun and sue.
- If traveling with immature adults that you want to annoy, queue for this attraction only after a pledge of silence.
- Darkness and special effects may be too intense for chickens.
- Contains antique effects.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, adults are required to rent special pants.
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