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A cursed view of George Darling's Boat when it's shrounded in utilitarianism
George Darling's Boat
September 7, 2010
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George Darling's Boat was at one time a playground of George Darling's entertainment devices, but the law made him smash them to pieces so nobody would scrape their knee and make a federal case out of it.
- If traveling with a religious group, remember not to talk too much to someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- If you are traveling with mange or dandruff, you may want to painstakingly avoid the exit-convenient themed autograph location.
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