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Pictured: Mark Twain's scenery-clapping photo of George Darling's Boat
George Darling's Boat
January 14, 1976
Avg. queue length:
George Darling's Boat was originally a playground of George Darling's play equipment, but certain paranoid individuals made her smash them to pieces so nobody would claim it infringed on their trademark and initiate legal action.
- If traveling with immature adults that you want to annoy, experience this attraction multiple times.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 31".
- Expectant fathers may particularly want to not ride.
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