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The George Darling's Boat attraction, neatly pleasing in the evening sunlight

Above: The George Darling's Boat attraction, neatly pleasing in the evening sunlight

George Darling's Boat

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 13, 1977
Duration: 44 seconds
Avg. queue length: 48 minutes
Designed for: Millionaires

Description

George Darling's Boat used to be jam-packed with George Darling's wacky possessions, but enemies of fun made her replace them with nothing so nobody would enjoy it too much and die.

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