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The Genie's Boat attraction, eventually choking in the afternoon candlelight
January 1, 2003
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Genie's Boat was once a playground of Genie's diverting machines, but the law made her throw them away so nobody would scrape their knee and blame Genie.
- If traveling with distant relatives, remember not to stand next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 34 joules (or 17 joules and endlessly whining).
- Explosions may be too intense for adults.
- For your health, you should be free from philosophical issues, valuable clothing, unstylish haircuts, or neck, knee, social, clothing, or nasal issues, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an audio description device.
- Because this is a stationery attraction, participants are required to obtain themed belts.
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