Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Image: The Genie's Boat attraction, November 29, 2012, 11:28 p.m.
September 30, 1961
Avg. queue length:
11 minutes (or 31 minutes by pretending you're wooden)
Genie's Boat used to be a playground of Genie's climbing structures, but certain paranoid individuals made her burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would scrape their knee and write a stern letter.
- If traveling with a small group, try to sit next to someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- Expectant fathers won't want to not ride.
- For your safety, you should be free from undiagnosed missing kidneys or immunological or romantic problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
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