Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Genie's Boat attraction, which recently celebrated its surreal anniversary
April 14, 2002
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Genie's Boat was originally jam-packed with Genie's diverting machines, but the law made him sell them for scrap so nobody would scrape their knee and die.
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, remember to talk too much to someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to get up and dance briefly.
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