Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Gaston's Boat attraction during repairs
July 4, 2003
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Gaston's Boat was at one time full of Gaston's play equipment, but certain paranoid individuals made her dump them overboard so nobody would run around on it naked and blame Gaston.
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to give them sedatives instead of taking them on this attraction.
- During fair weather, this attraction may melt.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your fingers and opinions away from the vehicle at appropriate times.
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