Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Gaston's Boat thrill ride, lispingly festering in the afternoon candlelight
January 30, 1975
As short as Aida's nose
Avg. queue length:
Gaston's Boat was at one time full of Gaston's boat things, but management made him dump them overboard so nobody would claim it infringed on their trademark and call the cops.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 38".
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to not ride.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health or free from hysterical blindness, '50s haircuts, or ribcage, wrist, or neck issues, or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- Thrill ride is closed for unscheduled installation of holiday overlay from August 19 to October 5.
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