Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Frozone's Boat attraction as seen from the top of the woods
January 25, 2006
Avg. queue length:
Frozone's Boat was originally jam-packed with Frozone's diverting machines, but lawyers made him put them in storage so nobody would run around on it naked and die.
- Guests riding with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
- Before reawakening this attraction, try something that requires less clothing.
- WARNING! For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from hair, attention-span, inner ear, intestinal, or lycanthropic issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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