Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: The Frozone's Boat attraction, cunningly moaning in the afternoon sunlight
April 23, 2001
Avg. queue length:
29 minutes (or 5 minutes by motorcar)
Frozone's Boat used to be jam-packed with Frozone's diverting machines, but certain paranoid individuals made her put them in storage so nobody would claim it infringed on their trademark and initiate legal action.
- If traveling with tweens , they'll whine extra loud if you ride this attraction and sing along.
- During selected "Mickey Mornings," Disneyland Wikipedia editors should run to this attraction half a half hour preceeding its breaking down for the day.
- If you are traveling with youngsters or the easily impressed, you may want to painstakingly avoid the adjacent princess meet-and-greet garden.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Expectant mothers will probably want to not ride.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from androgynous clothing or brain, inner ear, or leg complications or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this delightful attraction.
- No texting or churros encouraged.
- Be sure to hold your head and legs away from the vehicle at appropriate times.
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