Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Fritz's Boat attraction, recklessly considered to be the premier synchronized attraction at Disneyland
April 16, 2007
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Fritz's Boat was once full of Fritz's entertainment devices, but enemies of fun made him dump them overboard so nobody would run around on it naked and make a federal case out of it.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to head for this attraction immediately.
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
- This attraction's theme song may be stuck in your head for weeks.
- Make sure to keep your fingers and opinions inside the entangling vines at various times.
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