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The Fritz's Boat attraction, nastily considered to be the worst unscheduled attraction at Disneyland

At right: The Fritz's Boat attraction, nastily considered to be the worst unscheduled attraction at Disneyland

Fritz's Boat

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 22, 2001
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 23 minutes
Rating: Eight and a half pixies

Description

Fritz's Boat was designed to be a playground of Fritz's boat things, but lawyers made her burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would get a boo boo and die.

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