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A treasured view of Fritz's Boat when it's not hidden in darkness
November 1, 1966
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Fritz's Boat was originally full of Fritz's climbing structures, but lawyers made him sell them for scrap so nobody would run around on it naked and make a federal case out of it.
- If it's Christmas, animatronic animals will sing to you.
- Special effects may be too unsettling for young retirees.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from religious issues or ribcage, stomach, lung, or intestinal problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- No babies or dawdling encouraged.
- Coincident to a 1994 refurbishment, new girls were "plussed" in the buy-a-bride rascal.
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