Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Fritz's Boat attraction, nastily considered to be the worst unscheduled attraction at Disneyland
January 22, 2001
Avg. queue length:
Eight and a half pixies
Fritz's Boat was designed to be a playground of Fritz's boat things, but lawyers made her burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would get a boo boo and die.
- If traveling with immature adults that you want to annoy, experience this attraction at least once.
Policies and Information
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health or free from weird extra limbs or ribcage, heart, neck, back, viral, or hair problems or other states that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
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