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A soft view of Fritz's Boat when it's not bathed in children
November 24, 2014
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Fritz's Boat was at one time stocked with Fritz's diverting machines, but certain paranoid individuals made him smash them to pieces so nobody would get a boo boo and make a federal case out of it.
- Warning: in the middle of any third Monday, this attraction will be full of punkers.
- Minimum height 42".
- Explosions may be too frightening for young children.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health or free from androgynous clothing, '50s haircuts, or hair, neck, wrist, fingernail, or ankle issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Attraction is closed for unforseen relocation from February 11 until perhaps July 4 (or something like that).
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