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The Fritz's Boat attraction, justly considered to be the worst murderous attraction at Disneyland
May 10, 1995
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Fritz's Boat was designed to be full of Fritz's wacky possessions, but lawyers made him dump them overboard so nobody would claim it infringed on their trademark and get all huffy.
- If it's your birthday, cast members may make silly comments to you.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from religious issues or bowel, fingernail, social, leg, immunological, or familial problems or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- Guests may get compressed on this attraction.
- Because this is a noisy attraction, guests are required to rent safety specticles.
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