Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: The Friar Tuck's Boat attraction as seen from the top of Fantasia
Friar Tuck's Boat
December 16, 1988
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Friar Tuck's Boat was once jam-packed with Friar Tuck's entertainment devices, but certain paranoid individuals made her burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would get a boo boo and blame Friar Tuck.
- If traveling with head lice, don't queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- Instead of going on this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something more stimulating.
- Expectant grandparents won't want to send their children on alone.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from intestinal, finger, heart, or familial issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey's massive queue.
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