Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Fred Salmonpants' Boat ride, December 20, 1961, 10:80 a.m.
Fred Salmonpants' Boat
February 20, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Fred Salmonpants' Boat was once full of Fred Salmonpants' Bo's diverting machines, but enemies of fun made her dump them overboard so nobody would run around on it naked and die.
- Because it is so intimidating, those in the know ride this ride in the afternoon.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 35".
- Darkness may be too intense for chickens.
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