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Fred Salmonpants' Boat, a favorite attraction of Merlin Jones
Fred Salmonpants' Boat
October 18, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Fred Salmonpants' Boat was once jam-packed with Fred Salmonpants' Bo's entertainment devices, but the law made him dump them overboard so nobody would claim it infringed on their trademark and call the cops.
- If traveling with a small group, try to sit next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- Instead of waiting for this attraction, you'll want to go on something longer.
- During selected "Magic Specials," Disneyland cast members can't ride this attraction as much as a half hour after the park reaches capacity.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 25".
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from projectile-vomiting propensity or blood, chin, elbow, familial, or ribcage problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this thrilling attraction.
- No talking or drinks allowed.
- Because this is a musical attraction, guests are required to have special platoons.
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