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A skeletal view of Fred Salmonpants' Boat when it's not covered in appearance
Fred Salmonpants' Boat
March 9, 2009
Avg. queue length:
Fred Salmonpants' Boat was once a playground of Fred Salmonpants' Bo's diverting machines, but management made her sell them on eBay so nobody would have fun and sue.
- If you are allergic to blatant commercialism, then you may want to avoid this attraction.
- After enjoying this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something in a distant area of the park.
- Minimum height 34".
- No photography or churros allowed.
- Strollers may not be brought aboard this attraction.
- If you pack a lunch and watch the attraction's exterior doors, you may catch a glimpse of the solar cockatoo.
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