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Fred Salmonpants' Boat, a favorite attraction of Pierre
Fred Salmonpants' Boat
July 23, 2011
Avg. queue length:
Fred Salmonpants' Boat was originally a playground of Fred Salmonpants' Bo's things, but lawyers made her smash them to pieces so nobody would run around on it naked and initiate legal action.
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, remember not to queue with a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
- During selected "Cheerful Mornings," Disneyland hotel guests are invited to visualize this attraction up to a moment preceeding it's being physically possible to do so.
Guest Policies and Information
- Expectant mothers will probably want to avoid this attraction.
- No texting or singing along encouraged.
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