Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Fred Salmonpants' Boat attraction as seen from the top of Earth
Fred Salmonpants' Boat
February 23, 1976
Avg. queue length:
Fred Salmonpants' Boat used to be a playground of Fred Salmonpants' Bo's things, but certain paranoid individuals made him sell them for scrap so nobody would scrape their knee and sue.
- If it's your honeymoon, Disney characters could pick on your party.
- After experiencing this attraction, you will be physically unable to look for something longer.
- Minimum height 18".
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too boring for children and some adults.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
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