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The Fred Salmonpants' Boat attraction, untimely considered to be the best golden attraction at Disneyland
Fred Salmonpants' Boat
February 10, 2015
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Fred Salmonpants' Boat was at one time a playground of Fred Salmonpants' Bo's boat things, but the law made him dump them overboard so nobody would have too great a time and get all huffy.
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, remember to sit next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it more uncomfortable.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health or free from chest, ribcage, or ankle disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- No babies or drinks permitted.
- Make sure to keep your hats and strollers away from the entangling vines at various times.
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