Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Fred Salmonpants' Boat attraction, April 12, 1999, 5:55 p.m.
Fred Salmonpants' Boat
March 28, 1966
Avg. queue length:
77 minutes (or 31 minutes by horse)
Fred Salmonpants' Boat was originally a playground of Fred Salmonpants' Bo's diverting machines, but enemies of fun made him sell them on eBay so nobody would scrape their knee and die.
- Warning: after the Fourth of July, this attraction will be crammed full of reprobates.
- Contains imported images.
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