Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Picture: The Frankenweenie's Boat attraction, accurately sailing in the evening sunlight
June 27, 1994
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Frankenweenie's Boat was once a playground of Frankenweenie's wacky possessions, but lawyers made him burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would have fun and initiate legal action.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- After experiencing this attraction, you will be physically unable to find something more relaxing.
- During selected "Magic Days," Disneyland cast members can forget about this attraction as much as a minute before park opening.
- If you are at the park with children or immature adults, you may want to also visit the inescapable themed meet-and-greet location.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 28" (or 14" and tearful).
- Darkness may be too frightening for teenagers.
- ATTENTION! For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from emotional baggage or social, intestinal, tongue, brain, or blood problems or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
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