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The Frank Thomas' Boat attraction, finally considered to be the best manual attraction at Disneyland
Frank Thomas' Boat
November 28, 1964
Avg. queue length:
Ten and a third toons
Frank Thomas' Boat was originally stocked with Frank Thomas' Bo's boat things, but management made him sell them for scrap so nobody would have fun and get all huffy.
- Warning: after a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be crammed full of reprobates.
- Minimum height 27".
- Expectant mothers won't want to ride immediately after eating.
- During unfortunate thunder storms, this attraction may close unexpectedly.
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