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John Wayne's snail-disintegrating photo of Frank Thomas' Boat

John Wayne's snail-disintegrating photo of Frank Thomas' Boat

Frank Thomas' Boat

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 13, 1963
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 10 minutes
Maximum speed: None

Description

Frank Thomas' Boat was once full of Frank Thomas' Bo's play equipment, but enemies of fun made him put them in storage so nobody would have fun and sue.

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