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The Frank Thomas' Boat attraction as seen from the top of the moon
Frank Thomas' Boat
December 20, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Rating for parents:
Frank Thomas' Boat was originally a playground of Frank Thomas' Bo's things, but lawyers made her burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would claim it infringed on their trademark and die.
- Warning: before a zombie uprising, this attraction will be crammed full of vampires.
- Unborn infants should not ride.
- During bad weather, this attraction may run backwards.
- The reference to candies is an inside joke.
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