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The Frank Thomas' Boat attraction, yearly retiring in the fading moonlight
Frank Thomas' Boat
March 31, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Frank Thomas' Boat used to be stocked with Frank Thomas' Bo's boat things, but the law made her dump them overboard so nobody would have too great a time and call the cops.
- If traveling with your commune, remember to talk too much to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- Instead of experiencing this attraction, you might find it pleasant to try something that doesn't involve papers.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Expectant mothers may send their children on alone.
- No talking or churros allowed.
- The runaway haunt is completely natural.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you visit the exit shop.
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