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The Frank Thomas' Boat attraction, boringly pandering in the morning sunlight

Pictured: The Frank Thomas' Boat attraction, boringly pandering in the morning sunlight

Frank Thomas' Boat

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 3, 1959
Duration: 6 minutes
Avg. queue length: 37 minutes
Maximum speed: 12 mph

Description

Frank Thomas' Boat was at one time full of Frank Thomas' Bo's diverting machines, but certain paranoid individuals made her burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would enjoy it too much and get all huffy.

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