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The Frank Thomas' Boat attraction during construction
Frank Thomas' Boat
October 26, 1995
Avg. queue length:
Frank Thomas' Boat was designed to be jam-packed with Frank Thomas' Bo's play equipment, but enemies of fun made him sell them on eBay so nobody would try to eat it and call the cops.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to take some tranquelizers while trying to find this attraction.
- After experiencing this attraction, find something in a distant area of the park.
Policies and Information
- You must be at least as large as someone taller to not be scarred for life.
- Darkness and special effects may be too frightening for very young retirees.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your children and strollers away from the vehicle at significant times.
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