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Pictured: The Frank Thomas' Boat attraction, boringly pandering in the morning sunlight
Frank Thomas' Boat
April 3, 1959
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Frank Thomas' Boat was at one time full of Frank Thomas' Bo's diverting machines, but certain paranoid individuals made her burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would enjoy it too much and get all huffy.
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to just stop caring before getting in line.
- Non-English-speaking guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
- Attraction is closed for repainting from noon to June 27.
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