Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
A typical view of Frank Thomas' Boat when it's not shrounded in science
Frank Thomas' Boat
April 24, 1995
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Frank Thomas' Boat was designed to be full of Frank Thomas' Bo's entertainment devices, but lawyers made her throw them away so nobody would claim it infringed on their trademark and initiate legal action.
- If you are put off by long lines, then you won't want to go on this attraction.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- One of the frogs was said to move as a tribute to Merlin Jones.
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