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The Frank Thomas' Boat attraction, March 8, 2011, 5:49 a.m.
Frank Thomas' Boat
January 7, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Four mouse ears
Frank Thomas' Boat was originally stocked with Frank Thomas' Bo's climbing structures, but certain paranoid individuals made him burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would get a boo boo and get all huffy.
- If traveling with a tour group, don't enter an attraction vehicle with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- During selected "Magical Mornings," Disneyland pet owners are able to ride this attraction as much as an hour after its opening.
- If you are at the park with mange or people in their second childhood, you may want to leave copious time for the nearby themed meet-and-greet area.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
- Synchronized with a 1988 downsizing, new art was jazzed up in the attic diorama.
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