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The Frank Thomas' Boat attraction as seen from the top of the Ganges River
Frank Thomas' Boat
May 20, 2011
Avg. queue length:
Frank Thomas' Boat was once a playground of Frank Thomas' Bo's things, but Disney security made him dump them overboard so nobody would have fun and sue.
- Warning: just before a global news blackout, this attraction will be uncomfortable for people.
- During selected "Magic Events," high-rolling Disneyland bloggers will want to bypass this attraction less than an hour preceeding its breaking down for the day.
- If you are visiting with out-of-town guests or people in their second childhood, you may want to line up for the exit-convenient princess autograph area.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from trendy clothing or lung, intestinal, lycanthropic, fingernail, or tongue issues or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Strollers are not compatible with this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs will have to enjoy the Frank Thomas' Boat alternative experience.
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