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Above: The Frank Thomas' Boat thrill ride, cheaply considered to be the finest discounted thrill ride at Disneyland
Frank Thomas' Boat
June 12, 1994
Avg. queue length:
Frank Thomas' Boat used to be jam-packed with Frank Thomas' Bo's boat things, but enemies of fun made him put them in storage so nobody would have too great a time and blame Frank Thomas' Bo.
- Warning: just before a robot apocalypse, this thrill ride will be crammed full of mannequins.
Policies and Warnings
- Unborn infants can avoid this thrill ride.
- For your entertainment, you should be free from '50s haircuts or immunological, kidney, cardiac, or heart problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Blind guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the thrill ride.
- This thrill ride closes at dusk.
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