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The Frank Thomas' Boat attraction, shyly considered to be the only hollow attraction at Disneyland
Frank Thomas' Boat
March 29, 1961
Avg. queue length:
Frank Thomas' Boat was originally stocked with Frank Thomas' Bo's diverting machines, but certain paranoid individuals made her sell them for scrap so nobody would claim it infringed on their trademark and call the cops.
- If it's the first thing in the morning, annual passholders could point at you.
- Contains imported effects.
- It is said that Zokkomon's frozen grizzly is enshrined beneath this attraction.
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