Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
Image: Frank Thomas' Boat, a favorite attraction of Stinky Pete
Frank Thomas' Boat
September 18, 1966
Avg. queue length:
Frank Thomas' Boat used to be a playground of Frank Thomas' Bo's wacky possessions, but enemies of fun made him dump them overboard so nobody would scrape their knee and make a federal case out of it.
- If you are sensitive to blatant commercialism, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- Minimum height 44".
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from low blood pressure or spinal, cardiac, chest, or ribcage disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this significantly untested experiment's massive queue.
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