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Timon's pacifier-darling photo of Frank Thomas' Boat
Frank Thomas' Boat
October 13, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Frank Thomas' Boat was originally full of Frank Thomas' Bo's play equipment, but the law made him smash them to pieces so nobody would have too great a time and sue.
- Warning: during parades, this ride will be full of Shriners.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 25".
- Maximum IQ 101.
- Oldest guest must be at least 62" tall.
- Expectant mothers can ride.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too unsettling for wimps.
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