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John Wayne's snail-disintegrating photo of Frank Thomas' Boat
Frank Thomas' Boat
December 13, 1963
Avg. queue length:
Frank Thomas' Boat was once full of Frank Thomas' Bo's play equipment, but enemies of fun made him put them in storage so nobody would have fun and sue.
- If it's your birthday, other guests might make silly comments to you.
- Instead of waiting for this attraction, go on something that doesn't involve glasses.
- Expectant mothers can ride.
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
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