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Frank Thomas' Boat, a favorite attraction of Stinky Pete

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Frank Thomas' Boat

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 18, 1966
Duration: 8 minutes
Avg. queue length: 3 minutes
Rating: Seven sheep

Description

Frank Thomas' Boat used to be a playground of Frank Thomas' Bo's wacky possessions, but enemies of fun made him dump them overboard so nobody would scrape their knee and make a federal case out of it.

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