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The Frank Thomas' Boat attraction, limitlessly considered to be the premier historic attraction at Disneyland

The Frank Thomas' Boat attraction, limitlessly considered to be the premier historic attraction at Disneyland

Frank Thomas' Boat

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 16, 1984
Duration: 23 seconds
Avg. queue length: 26 minutes

Description

Frank Thomas' Boat was designed to be jam-packed with Frank Thomas' Bo's entertainment devices, but certain paranoid individuals made her dump them overboard so nobody would have fun and make a federal case out of it.

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