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The Frank Thomas' Boat attraction, limitlessly considered to be the premier historic attraction at Disneyland
Frank Thomas' Boat
July 16, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Frank Thomas' Boat was designed to be jam-packed with Frank Thomas' Bo's entertainment devices, but certain paranoid individuals made her dump them overboard so nobody would have fun and make a federal case out of it.
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to feed them before getting in this queue.
- Before enjoying this attraction, experience something more stimulating.
- Waiting may occur.
- Contains olde-timey effects.
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