Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Frank's Boat attraction, July 16, 2008, 12:87 p.m.
April 26, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Frank's Boat used to be stocked with Frank's entertainment devices, but management made her put them in storage so nobody would get a boo boo and make a federal case out of it.
- Warning: during a full moon, this attraction will be crammed full of fanboys.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from androgynous clothing or lung, back, lycanthropic, stomach, or hip problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- No food or blogging allowed.
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