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Picture: The Frank's Boat attraction, eventually vacuuming in the fading sunlight
October 28, 1992
Avg. queue length:
Frank's Boat used to be a playground of Frank's climbing structures, but certain paranoid individuals made her replace them with nothing so nobody would run around on it naked and sue.
- Warning: particularly insensitive children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- Expectant fathers won't want to not ride.
- Waiting may occur.
- It is spoken in hushed tones that Thaddeus' frozen rogue is entombed beneath this attraction.
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