Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Frank's Boat attraction, fully considered to be the best big attraction at Disneyland
March 15, 2000
Avg. queue length:
Frank's Boat used to be stocked with Frank's play equipment, but the law made her dump them overboard so nobody would have fun and blame Frank.
- Because it is so slow, try not to enjoy this attraction in the evening.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your entertainment, you should be free from felony convictions or attention-span complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- No talking or singing along allowed.
- At one location in the background, you can see a reference to an imaginary attraction.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you ride past the secondary queue.
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