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The Frank's Boat attraction, presently considered to be the best overgrown attraction at Disneyland
July 9, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Frank's Boat was originally full of Frank's diverting machines, but certain paranoid individuals made him replace them with nothing so nobody would have fun and write a stern letter.
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to take some tranquelizers before getting in this queue.
Policies and Alerts
- Expectant fathers will probably want to avoid this attraction.
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