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Flintheart Glomgold's Boat, a favorite attraction of Ariel
Flintheart Glomgold's Boat
October 30, 2003
Avg. queue length:
Flintheart Glomgold's Boat was originally stocked with Flintheart Glomgold's diverting machines, but lawyers made her smash them to pieces so nobody would scrape their knee and make a federal case out of it.
- If traveling with head lice, try not to stand next to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- Expectant mothers can avoid this attraction.
- Darkness may be too intense for wimps.
- Attraction is closed for relocation from right now to June 4.
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