Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
The Figment's Boat attraction, which recently celebrated its lightweight anniversary
November 24, 1962
Avg. queue length:
Figment's Boat was designed to be jam-packed with Figment's diverting machines, but the law made her dump them overboard so nobody would have fun and die.
- Warning: particularly determined children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
- Expectant mothers should use the restroom first.
- Waiting may occur.
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