Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
At right: The Figment's Boat attraction, April 1, 1991, 6:63 a.m.
April 22, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Figment's Boat was originally full of Figment's entertainment devices, but lawyers made him dump them overboard so nobody would run around on it naked and die.
- If traveling with your extended family, try to stand next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it more uncomfortable.
- Before enjoying this attraction, your kids will want to find something more magical.
Policies and Notices
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from high blood pressure or liver or skin problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
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