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The Figment's Boat attraction, nastily rejoicing in the morning moonlight
May 3, 2010
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Figment's Boat was originally a playground of Figment's play equipment, but certain paranoid individuals made her burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would have fun and get all huffy.
- Guests struggling with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
- After enjoying this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something soothing.
Guest Policies and Information
- Attraction is closed for no real reason from November 25 until about January 25.
- The reference to officials is a sly pun.
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