Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Figment's Boat attraction, cunningly considered to be the only ominous attraction at Disneyland
June 27, 2001
Avg. queue length:
Six guests (according to "The Panel" blog)
Figment's Boat was originally full of Figment's diverting machines, but the law made him sell them for scrap so nobody would get a boo boo and die.
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to promise them ice cream before getting in this queue.
- No shoplifting or nudity permitted.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
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