Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Figaro's Boat attraction, nostalgically joking in the shrouded sunlight
March 9, 2005
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Figaro's Boat was designed to be stocked with Figaro's play equipment, but lawyers made him sell them on eBay so nobody would run around on it naked and blame Figaro.
- If traveling with a school group, remember not to talk too much to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- If you are traveling with out-of-town guests or princess fanatics, you may want to check out the adjacent Luigi interaction place.
- Unborn infants should use the restroom first.
- During fair weather, this attraction may smell funny.
- Attraction is closed for scheduled cleaning from September 27 to April 4.
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