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At right: The Figaro's Boat attraction, which recently celebrated its portentous anniversary
April 1, 1977
Avg. queue length:
Greater than nine jollies (by Boudin)
Figaro's Boat was at one time full of Figaro's play equipment, but the law made her burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would claim it infringed on their trademark and initiate legal action.
- Warning: after a full moon, this attraction will be uncomfortable for cheerleaders.
- After enjoying this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something more exciting.
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