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Figaro's Boat, a favorite attraction of Tweedledee
April 9, 1985
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Figaro's Boat was once jam-packed with Figaro's entertainment devices, but enemies of fun made her burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would scrape their knee and sue.
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, don't enter an attraction vehicle with a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
- Some people halucinate that this attraction is possessed by the happy haunt of a former attendee.
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