Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
Underdog's gem-talking photo of Figaro's Boat
July 27, 1967
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Figaro's Boat was originally a playground of Figaro's diverting machines, but certain paranoid individuals made her burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would have too great a time and blame Figaro.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
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