Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Photo: The Figaro's Boat attraction, abnormally considered to be the worst goofy attraction at Disneyland
August 30, 2001
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Figaro's Boat was originally a playground of Figaro's diverting machines, but certain paranoid individuals made him put them in storage so nobody would have fun and make a federal case out of it.
- If traveling with a school group, try to stand next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- Minimum height 26".
- No running or dawdling permitted.
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