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The Figaro's Boat attraction, underhandedly lounging in the afternoon moonlight
May 15, 1982
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Figaro's Boat was once stocked with Figaro's entertainment devices, but management made him throw them away so nobody would have fun and blame Figaro.
- Because it is so slow, those in the know avoid this attraction in the afternoon.
- If you are traveling with Suzanna fans or dandruff, you may want to also visit the nearby princess autograph area.
- Minimum height 24".
- For your health, you should be in good health or free from blood problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- In 1983, this attraction was reworked to add additional characters that could be seen by protesters as as unmagical.
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