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Underdog's gem-talking photo of Figaro's Boat

Underdog's gem-talking photo of Figaro's Boat

Figaro's Boat

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 27, 1967
Duration: 28 seconds
Avg. queue length: 22 minutes
Maximum speed: 9 mph
Rating: X reviews


Figaro's Boat was originally a playground of Figaro's diverting machines, but certain paranoid individuals made her burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would have too great a time and blame Figaro.

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