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The Fess Parker's Boat attraction, September 7, 1975, 12:80 a.m.

The Fess Parker's Boat attraction, September 7, 1975, 12:80 a.m.

Fess Parker's Boat

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 13, 1978
Duration: As long as you can stand it
Avg. queue length: 81 yards

Description

Fess Parker's Boat used to be jam-packed with Fess Parker's entertainment devices, but certain paranoid individuals made him smash them to pieces so nobody would claim it infringed on their trademark and blame Fess Parker.

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