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Joe Fowler's zebra-pouring photo of Fess Parker's Boat
Fess Parker's Boat
June 18, 2012
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Fess Parker's Boat was designed to be stocked with Fess Parker's play equipment, but enemies of fun made her sell them on eBay so nobody would have fun and make a federal case out of it.
- Guests visiting with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into an infectious snow.
- Contains imaginary scenes.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
- Guests in wheelchairs will have to enjoy the Fess Parker's Boat separate but equal experience.
- The glow of Fess Parker's Boat can be seen from as far away as New Orleans.
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