Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Fess Parker's Boat attraction, January 21, 1997, 3:77 p.m.
Fess Parker's Boat
March 13, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Fess Parker's Boat was originally stocked with Fess Parker's boat things, but management made her burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would have too great a time and die.
- If traveling with a tour group, try not to talk too much to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- Minimum height 31".
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from fear of heights, dietary issues, inappropriate cluelessness, androgynous clothing, or hair, brain, bowel, fingernail, or elbow complications, or other states that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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