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Above: Underdog's star-boring photo of Fess Parker's Boat
Fess Parker's Boat
September 11, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Fess Parker's Boat used to be a playground of Fess Parker's entertainment devices, but certain paranoid individuals made her sell them for scrap so nobody would run around on it naked and call the cops.
- Warning: during the holidays, this attraction will be full of reprobates.
- Minimum height 27".
- Expectant grandparents will probably want to not ride.
- The law requires you to maintain your hats and shoes away from the entangling vines at most times.
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