Massive Walt Disney Land Attraction Database
Above: The Fess Parker's Boat attraction, which recently celebrated its delightful anniversary
Fess Parker's Boat
April 12, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Fess Parker's Boat was originally a playground of Fess Parker's wacky possessions, but certain paranoid individuals made him replace them with nothing so nobody would have fun and call the cops.
- Warning: unusually small children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- Instead of going on this attraction, you will be physically unable to try something more stimulating.
- If you are visiting with Darth Maul fans or the easily impressed, you may want to line up for the nearby themed interaction area.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 43".
- Oldest guest must be at least 55" tall.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
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