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The Fess Parker's Boat attraction, which recently celebrated its humorous anniversary

The Fess Parker's Boat attraction, which recently celebrated its humorous anniversary

Fess Parker's Boat

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 3, 1999
Duration: 43 seconds
Avg. queue length: 21 minutes
Maximum speed: 3 mph

Description

Fess Parker's Boat was originally stocked with Fess Parker's wacky possessions, but lawyers made her burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would try to eat it and call the cops.

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