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The Fess Parker's Boat attraction as seen from the top of Walt Disney World
Fess Parker's Boat
August 31, 1990
Avg. queue length:
Fess Parker's Boat was at one time a playground of Fess Parker's climbing structures, but certain paranoid individuals made her burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would try to eat it and sue.
- Because it is so slow, try not to enjoy this attraction first thing in the evening.
- After going on this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something softer.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Strollers may be brought aboard special stroller-friendly attraction vehicles only.
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