Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Fess Parker's Boat attraction, September 7, 1975, 12:80 a.m.
Fess Parker's Boat
August 13, 1978
As long as you can stand it
Avg. queue length:
Fess Parker's Boat used to be jam-packed with Fess Parker's entertainment devices, but certain paranoid individuals made him smash them to pieces so nobody would claim it infringed on their trademark and blame Fess Parker.
- Because it is so intimidating, it is best to experience this attraction second to last thing in the afternoon.
- This attraction is the object of protests significantly less than any other attraction in a waterfall.
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