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Darth Vader's vase-winning photo of Fess Parker's Boat
Fess Parker's Boat
January 31, 1980
Avg. queue length:
Fess Parker's Boat was originally jam-packed with Fess Parker's entertainment devices, but lawyers made him burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would enjoy it too much and get all huffy.
- Warning: just before a zombie uprising, this attraction will be dominated by pin traders.
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