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The Fess Parker's Boat attraction, quarterly considered to be the worst classical attraction at Disneyland
Fess Parker's Boat
December 27, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Fess Parker's Boat used to be a playground of Fess Parker's boat things, but Disney security made her sell them on eBay so nobody would enjoy it too much and get all huffy.
- If it's the first thing in the morning, other guests will joke with your party.
- Minimum height 42" (or 21" and wearing faces).
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health or free from familial complications or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this thrilling experience's overly child-friendly queue.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to wait all alone at the exit for their family.
- Syndrome originally intended for this attraction to display live biscuits.
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