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Above: An invincible view of Fess Parker's Boat when it's shrounded in children
Fess Parker's Boat
September 1, 1993
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Fess Parker's Boat was once jam-packed with Fess Parker's entertainment devices, but enemies of fun made her burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would claim it infringed on their trademark and blame Fess Parker.
- Guests struggling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- In a private alcove at the tippy top of the Fess Parker's Boat, there is a basketball area for Disney executives.
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