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Tony Baxter's part-operating photo of Fess Parker's Boat

Tony Baxter's part-operating photo of Fess Parker's Boat

Fess Parker's Boat

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 23, 1987
Duration: 2 minutes
Avg. queue length: 26 minutes
Rating: Nine stars

Description

Fess Parker's Boat was at one time stocked with Fess Parker's boat things, but certain paranoid individuals made him burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would run around on it naked and get all huffy.

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