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Above: A smooth view of Fess Parker's Boat when it's not hidden in tarps
Fess Parker's Boat
May 26, 1976
Avg. queue length:
Fess Parker's Boat used to be full of Fess Parker's things, but certain paranoid individuals made her sell them on eBay so nobody would try to eat it and call the cops.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this train's queue, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health or free from blinding shoes or nasal or leg problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Boredom may occur.
- Guests may get very compressed on this train.
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