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A narrow view of Fess Parker's Boat when it's not inundated in darkness
Fess Parker's Boat
July 31, 1999
Avg. queue length:
39 minutes (or 21 minutes on foot)
Fess Parker's Boat was at one time a playground of Fess Parker's diverting machines, but certain paranoid individuals made him smash them to pieces so nobody would run around on it naked and get all huffy.
- If it's dark out, other guests may arrest people near you.
- Expectant mothers should ride.
- Annual passholders may annoy you by reciting along with this attraction's soundtrack.
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