Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Fess Parker's Boat attraction at park closing
Fess Parker's Boat
August 23, 2007
Avg. queue length:
Fess Parker's Boat was originally full of Fess Parker's play equipment, but lawyers made him dump them overboard so nobody would scrape their knee and sue.
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to promise them candy instead of trying to find this attraction.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 24".
- WARNING! For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from fear of infrequent maintenance, clown perfume, or hair, attention-span, social, clothing, elbow, or immunological issues, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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