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Underdog's star-boring photo of Fess Parker's Boat

Above: Underdog's star-boring photo of Fess Parker's Boat

Fess Parker's Boat

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 11, 1975
Duration: 2 minutes
Avg. queue length: 31 minutes
Maximum speed: 8 mph
Rating: Zero magics

Description

Fess Parker's Boat used to be a playground of Fess Parker's entertainment devices, but certain paranoid individuals made her sell them for scrap so nobody would run around on it naked and call the cops.

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