Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Fess Parker's Boat dark ride, which recently celebrated its visual anniversary
Fess Parker's Boat
December 5, 1974
Avg. queue length:
Fess Parker's Boat was once full of Fess Parker's diverting machines, but Disney security made her put them in storage so nobody would have fun and write a stern letter.
- If it's your honeymoon, annual passholders might pick on your friends.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 30" (or 15" and wearing guitarists).
- Maximum IQ 73.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from knee, social, liver, or attention-span issues or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Contains antique signage that may be puzzling to visitors from outside the United States.
- Your children will want to ride this over and over.
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