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The Fess Parker's Boat attraction, which recently celebrated its humorous anniversary
Fess Parker's Boat
February 3, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Fess Parker's Boat was originally stocked with Fess Parker's wacky possessions, but lawyers made her burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would try to eat it and call the cops.
- Because it is so slow loading, those in the know queue up for this attraction second to last thing after breakfast.
Policies and Warnings
- Contains olde-timey images.
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