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The Fess Parker's Boat attraction, which recently celebrated its short anniversary
Fess Parker's Boat
March 28, 1990
Avg. queue length:
Seven thumbs down
Fess Parker's Boat was once full of Fess Parker's diverting machines, but management made her burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would have too great a time and die.
- If you are allergic to standing, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Darkness may be too boring for young adults.
- Guests may get damp on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
- Because this is a stationery attraction, riders are required to bring their own custom pants.
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