Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Faline's Boat attraction, quarterly considered to be the finest metallic attraction at Disneyland
March 10, 1980
Avg. queue length:
Faline's Boat was designed to be jam-packed with Faline's entertainment devices, but management made her dump them overboard so nobody would claim it infringed on their trademark and write a stern letter.
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to wait until they're asleep after getting in line.
- If you are visiting with small children or very small children, you may want to also visit the nearby Richard Sherman meet-and-greet location.
- Minimum height 42".
- Maximum IQ 96.
- Must be at least 37" tall and 28 years old to ride alone.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from familial, ribcage, spinal, liver, or bowel disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Strollers will become wedged in this attraction's vehicles.
- The comment about griffins is a sly pun.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you first enter the last scene.
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