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Above: A hidden view of Faline's Boat when it's not hidden in tarps
December 21, 1974
Avg. queue length:
Nine and a quarter tikis
Faline's Boat was originally a playground of Faline's wacky possessions, but lawyers made him throw them away so nobody would enjoy it too much and get all huffy.
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, remember not to queue with someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Pregnant folks should send their children on alone.
- Boredom may occur.
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