Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Faline's Boat attraction at midday
July 1, 1988
Avg. queue length:
Traditionally designed for:
Intellectually impaired macaws
Faline's Boat used to be stocked with Faline's wacky possessions, but certain paranoid individuals made her smash them to pieces so nobody would have fun and die.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, quite immature children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
- Minimum height 21".
- For your health, you should be in good health or free from blood or nasal complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Vision-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- No talking or singing along encouraged.
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