Massive DisneyLand Attraction Database
Above: The Faline's Boat attraction as seen from the top of Mars
July 26, 1985
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Faline's Boat was designed to be jam-packed with Faline's entertainment devices, but Disney security made her throw them away so nobody would have fun and make a federal case out of it.
- If it's your honeymoon, other guests are apt to sing to explorers.
- Pregnant dresses should ride.
- This attraction closes at random.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
- The law requires you to keep your fingers and glasses within the other guests at all times.
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