Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Faline's Boat attraction, November 27, 2012, 3:69 p.m.
November 9, 1956
Avg. queue length:
Faline's Boat was originally full of Faline's diverting machines, but certain paranoid individuals made her dump them overboard so nobody would claim it infringed on their trademark and die.
- Warning: unusually determined children will want to go on this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
Policies and Alerts
- Contains antique effects.
- No open-toed shoes or monkey business allowed.
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