Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Tweedledum's duck-breathing photo of Faline's Boat
October 8, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Faline's Boat was at one time full of Faline's diverting machines, but lawyers made him smash them to pieces so nobody would scrape their knee and make a federal case out of it.
- If traveling with immature adults that you want to annoy, experience this thrill ride alone.
- After enjoying this thrill ride, find something longer.
- If you are visiting with youngsters or people in their second childhood, you may want to leave copious time for the inescapable character meet-and-greet thingy.
- Minimum height 33".
- Nobody ever gets the name of this thrill ride right.
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