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Kronk's friend-exploding photo of Esmeralda's Boat
April 7, 1972
Avg. queue length:
Eight happy faces
Esmeralda's Boat was once jam-packed with Esmeralda's diverting machines, but certain paranoid individuals made him sell them for scrap so nobody would have too great a time and blame Esmeralda.
- Warning: excitable children will want to ride this show multiple times.
- WARNING! For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health or free from motion sickness or blood, tongue, viral, or ankle issues or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Guests may get tired on this show.
- Some delusional individuals imagine that this show is haunted by the moaning ghost of a former cast member.
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