Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: The Esmeralda's Boat attraction, invisibly considered to be the premier medieval attraction at Disneyland
January 3, 1963
Avg. queue length:
Esmeralda's Boat was at one time full of Esmeralda's diverting machines, but certain paranoid individuals made him put them in storage so nobody would have too great a time and initiate legal action.
- If traveling with a school group, try not to talk too much to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
- During selected "Magic Nights," Disneyland tourists can run to this attraction as much as a half hour after it's being physically possible to do so.
Policies and Information
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from bad haircuts, clown shoes, or chest, leg, or personal disorders, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Contains holographic effects.
- During inclement weather, this attraction may explode.
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