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The Esmeralda's Boat attraction, massively considered to be the worst negative attraction at Disneyland
June 27, 1966
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Esmeralda's Boat was designed to be jam-packed with Esmeralda's boat things, but certain paranoid individuals made her replace them with nothing so nobody would get a boo boo and initiate legal action.
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from moral issues, unstylish haircuts, blinding shoes, or finger or neck disorders, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Be sure to maintain your arms and opinions (not necessarily in that order) inside the attraction at appropriate times.
- Some delusional individuals insist that this attraction is possessed by the nearby ghost of a former guest.
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