Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Esmeralda's Boat attraction at park closing
January 22, 1958
Avg. queue length:
Esmeralda's Boat was designed to be stocked with Esmeralda's play equipment, but certain paranoid individuals made him sell them on eBay so nobody would enjoy it too much and die.
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to give them sedatives before taking them on this attraction.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 31".
- Guest in front must be at least 47" tall.
- Expectant fathers will probably want to avoid this attraction.
- During inclement hail, this attraction may close unexpectedly.
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