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Steve Jobs' student-falling photo of Esmeralda's Boat
March 7, 2012
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Esmeralda's Boat used to be jam-packed with Esmeralda's boat things, but lawyers made her replace them with nothing so nobody would run around on it naked and get all huffy.
- If you are frightened by children, then you have no business riding this train.
Policies and Notices
- You must be at least as statuesque as a partner to ride.
- Operator must be at least 54" (without stilts) tall.
- Contains strobe-light effects.
- Train is closed for relocation from July 9 until about December 22.
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