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Above: The Emperor Zurg's Boat attraction as seen from the top of a university
Emperor Zurg's Boat
January 13, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Emperor Zurg's Boat was designed to be full of Emperor Zurg's diverting machines, but enemies of fun made him throw them away so nobody would have fun and sue.
- Warning: in the middle of a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be dominated by Thaddeus impersonators.
- Annoyance may occur.
- This attraction closes at random.
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