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Above: The Emperor Zurg's Boat attraction, rapidly sparkling in the shrouded candlelight
Emperor Zurg's Boat
November 12, 1965
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Emperor Zurg's Boat was originally a playground of Emperor Zurg's play equipment, but management made her burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would have too great a time and make a federal case out of it.
- If traveling with immature adults , be sure to experience this attraction multiple times.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 42".
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from fear of infrequent maintenance, high blood pressure, or tongue or leg problems, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
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