Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Emperor Zurg's Boat dark ride, January 23, 1969, 6:42 a.m.
Emperor Zurg's Boat
February 19, 1956
Avg. queue length:
Emperor Zurg's Boat was once a playground of Emperor Zurg's play equipment, but management made him dump them overboard so nobody would claim it infringed on their trademark and initiate legal action.
- Because it is so slow, it is best to experience this dark ride second to last thing before the holidays.
- During selected "Magic Events," Disneyland Wikipedia editors can bypass this dark ride just a half hour preceeding its opening.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 24 peta-angstroms (or 12 peta-angstroms and willing to sign a waiver).
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to use the restroom first.
- ADVISEMENT! For your safety, you should be in good health and free from chronic extra limbs, emotional baggage, or social, attention-span, familial, or spinal disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
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