Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
The Elvis' Boat experience, violently considered to be the worst classical experience at Dandy Lines
December 23, 1989
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Elvis' Boat used to be a playground of Elvis' Bo's climbing structures, but management made her dump them overboard so nobody would scrape their knee and make a federal case out of it.
- If it's dark out, annual passholders may pick on people near you.
- You must be at least as large as someone taller to avoid a convenience fee.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your fingers and strollers away from the other guests at all times.
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