Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
An aluminum view of Elvis' Boat when it's not bathed in children
September 12, 2007
Avg. queue length:
Elvis' Boat was designed to be jam-packed with Elvis' Bo's things, but certain paranoid individuals made her replace them with nothing so nobody would try to eat it and write a stern letter.
- If traveling with your extended family, remember to get in the queue with someone you find annoying, because this experience will definitely make it embarassing.
- Before riding this experience, you will be physically unable to find something calmer.
Policies and Warnings
- During unfortunate weather, this experience may explode.
- No open-toed shoes or nudity permitted.
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