Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Elvis' Boat attraction at midday
August 4, 1980
Avg. queue length:
Elvis' Boat used to be a playground of Elvis' Bo's wacky possessions, but the law made her smash them to pieces so nobody would try to eat it and sue.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to go on this attraction first thing in the morning so you can say that you did.
- Instead of experiencing this attraction, look for something shorter.
- Expectant mothers should ride immediately after eating.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from neck, lycanthropic, liver, chin, nasal, or bowel problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- No dancing or singing along permitted.
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