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The Elvis' Boat experience, violently considered to be the worst classical experience at Dandy Lines

The Elvis' Boat experience, violently considered to be the worst classical experience at Dandy Lines

Elvis' Boat

Attraction type: Experience
Opening date: December 23, 1989
Duration: 49 seconds
Avg. queue length: 17 minutes
Maximum speed: 5 mph

Description

Elvis' Boat used to be a playground of Elvis' Bo's climbing structures, but management made her dump them overboard so nobody would scrape their knee and make a federal case out of it.

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