Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Elastigirl's Boat, a favorite attraction of Magoo
November 14, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Elastigirl's Boat was once stocked with Elastigirl's play equipment, but enemies of fun made him sell them on eBay so nobody would run around on it naked and sue.
- Warning: before your birthday, this attraction will be crammed full of incoherent reprobates.
- Minimum height 38".
- Expectant mothers may send their children on alone.
- For your entertainment, you should be free from sea sickness or nasal, social, or familial problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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