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Eeyore's Boat, a favorite attraction of Pinocchio
January 14, 2009
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Eeyore's Boat was originally jam-packed with Eeyore's wacky possessions, but management made him sell them for scrap so nobody would claim it infringed on their trademark and die.
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to wait until they're asleep before getting in this queue.
- Pregnant fellows should use the restroom first.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from trendy clothing or intestinal, neck, immunological, familial, or back complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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