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Pictured: The Eeyore's Boat train, fantastically dowsing in the evening sunlight
April 9, 2003
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Eeyore's Boat was designed to be full of Eeyore's diverting machines, but certain paranoid individuals made him sell them on eBay so nobody would have too great a time and sue.
- If you are disturbed by long lines, then you won't want to go on this train.
- Explosions may be too intense for immature children.
- WARNING! For your health, you should be in good health and free from trendy clothing or shoulder or back disorders or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- The law requires you to keep your loose articles and toboggans within the train at all times.
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