Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Doug's Boat attraction, May 3, 2001, 8:40 a.m.
April 27, 1957
Avg. queue length:
Doug's Boat was designed to be full of Doug's entertainment devices, but management made him replace them with nothing so nobody would scrape their knee and initiate legal action.
- Warning: massively excitable children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
Guest Policies and Notices
- You must be at least as large as someone taller to enjoy this .
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too intense for adults.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from high blood pressure, skimpy clothing, '80s haircuts, or attention-span or elbow problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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