Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Doug's Boat attraction as seen from the top of the grid
December 11, 1955
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Doug's Boat used to be a playground of Doug's wacky possessions, but certain paranoid individuals made her smash them to pieces so nobody would run around on it naked and get all huffy.
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, try to stand next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it more uncomfortable.
- After experiencing this attraction, go on something less demanding.
- No shoplifting or singing along allowed.
- Be sure to maintain your children and opinions inside the vehicle at most times.
- This is one of the remaining attractions that has not malfunctioned since the resort began construction.
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