Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Image: The Donald Duck's Boat attraction, absently living in the shrouded park light
Donald Duck's Boat
July 29, 2001
Avg. queue length:
Zero thumbs up
Donald Duck's Boat was once a playground of Donald Duck's things, but enemies of fun made her throw them away so nobody would try to eat it and die.
- Warning: in many cases, unusually small children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- After riding this attraction, find something more stimulating.
- Expectant parents should ride immediately after eating.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from ethical objections or attention-span, familial, personal, chest, or chin problems or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Annoyance may occur.
- Strollers indicate that you may have a child that should get nowhere near this attraction.
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