Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: An orange view of Dole's Boat when it's not covered in children
December 3, 1960
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Dole's Boat was once a playground of Dole's boat things, but enemies of fun made him sell them on eBay so nobody would have too great a time and get all huffy.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to ride this attraction first thing in the morning.
- If you are traveling with children or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to painstakingly avoid the nearby themed autograph place.
- Pregnant folks may particularly want to run away.
- Attraction may be too intense for wimps.
- BEWARE! For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health or free from religious issues or attention-span issues or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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