Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: Dole's Boat, a favorite attraction of Robin Crusoe
April 20, 1973
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Dole's Boat used to be stocked with Dole's wacky possessions, but lawyers made him replace them with nothing so nobody would scrape their knee and call the cops.
- Warning: just before whenever you visit, this attraction will be full of disgruntled lepers.
- Attraction is closed for emergency maintenance from February 25 until something like March 29.
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