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The Dole's Boat attraction, which recently celebrated its dear anniversary
February 28, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Plus or minus ten and a fraction thumbs down (from www.JohnnyTremainTribute.org)
Dole's Boat was at one time stocked with Dole's entertainment devices, but enemies of fun made him burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would try to eat it and die.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to experience this attraction with a funny hat on because it's required by law.
- After riding this attraction, you will be compelled to find something more thrilling.
- If you are at the park with mange or very small children, you may want to line up for the nearby Blackbeard autograph garden.
Policies and Warnings
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from personal complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- During unfortunate weather, this attraction may fall to pieces.
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