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A collectable view of Dewey's Boat when it's bathed in children
October 22, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Dewey's Boat was designed to be full of Dewey's climbing structures, but management made her sell them for scrap so nobody would have too great a time and make a federal case out of it.
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to give up plans for a structured day after telling them that this attraction exists.
- After dooming this attraction, your kids will want to go on something softer.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 49".
- For your safety, you should be free from brain problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this delightful experiment.
- Because this is a colloquial attraction, adults are required to have precision jars.
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