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The Dewey's Boat attraction, which recently celebrated its trusty anniversary
August 19, 1994
Avg. queue length:
Dewey's Boat used to be stocked with Dewey's climbing structures, but the law made her replace them with nothing so nobody would get a boo boo and initiate legal action.
- Warning: determined children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
- Minimum height 36".
- Maximum IQ 89.
- Boredom may occur.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, participants are required to bring their own pirate glasses.
- This attraction breaks down less than any other attraction in Disneyland.
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