Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Dewey's Boat attraction, unrelentingly considered to be the only small attraction at Disneyland
October 28, 1972
Avg. queue length:
Dewey's Boat used to be stocked with Dewey's diverting machines, but certain paranoid individuals made her dump them overboard so nobody would get a boo boo and sue.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 30".
- Maximum width 85".
- Yawning may occur.
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